[orchestra warming up]
[narrator] Okay, everybody, here we go. You guys ready? All right.
And a one, and a two, and a...
[band plays sauntering tune]
- No, no, no. Guys, guys, guys. - [band stops abruptly]
Too sad. We'll get to that later.
Give me something that says more introduction.
[band playing jovial music]
- Well, hey there, boys and girls. - Hi.
Today, we're kicking off the N-Ice Festival. Get it?
We all know that every year, Santa brings presents to everyone who's on the nice list.
And if you're on the naughty list,
it doesn't go great for you, because you probably deserve it.
The drummer knows what I'm talking about.
- You want to hear a story of adventure? - Yeah.
- A story of dangers, bears, and wolves, and snowmen? - Yeah.
And personality disorders, and depression, anxiety, and narcissism?
What?
Well, you've come to the right place,
and it all starts with a couple of snowmen.
Is this the best band we could come up with?
I have faith they'll hit the right note eventually.
Oh, yeah! You ready to do this, buddy?
Let's rock this N-Ice Festival.
Even if we have to be a little mean to do it?
Uh...
What if we just roast them a little?
Oh, you mean like my dad does?
[triumphant fanfare plays]
[squawking]
Best sticks in the forest. We've got sticks over here. We've got big sticks.
Gosh, you can get these anywhere.
Ooh, I'll take three of the bark-less willows.
They literally grow on trees.
It's Christmas time!
[cheering]
We're gonna see some of the best athletes
in the whole wide, very narrow section of this part of the world,
that you have ever seen.
What do we have first, Lowell?
First, we have Fox on skis. Let's go, Fox.
The crowd is ready for something spectacular.
[Rory] Or crash. That'd be fun to see, too.
Ah, don't listen to that guy. Just remember your training.
Don't worry, coach. I won't.
Won't? To which parts?
[Rory] Oh, boy. This genius is going down backwards.
[Lowell] Choice bold.
[Rory] He's picking up speed.
[Lowell] And now we're airborne.
[Rory] Sweet move!
[screams]
- [Lowell] The skis go flying! - Holy cow!
Have you ever seen anything like that before, Lowell, in your whole life?
Never in all this winter, Rory, have I seen such an amazing display of athleticism.
[Rory] Coupled with sheer ineptitude.
Will we ever see such a thing in our lifetime again?
Oh, I certainly hope so.
- What's next? - Figure skating.
All I can say is, they better be good.
Yeah, this is not good.
That seems to be a naughty or nice list,
or his wife gave him a long shopping list before he left the house today.
[Rory] Yeah, I'm concerned about the fence. Let's check in with him.
Oh! He goes down.
Oh, this is turning out to be incredibly dangerous.
What's next?
The reigning champ is back to defend his title.
[Rory] So, I mean, what is he? Is he like a person? A toy? Some kind of animal?
[Lowell] Nobody knows, except that he's the champ.
And they're off.
[Rory] Everyone except the champ.
It looks like the champ is choking. Ooh, the champ chokes.
[Lowell] Yeah, it looks like he's having problems going forward.
What's that all about?
[upbeat synth music playing]
Uh, okay, I can't even with this. Ski dancing.
Look, it sort of makes you appreciate the figure skating ferret from before, huh?
[Lowell] It's not that bad,
well, for those of you trying to kick-start a yawn, this is a performance for you.
Why don't you guys go home?
Well, wish I could there, partner,
but we have to stay here and watch your crazy little sports.
At least this is finally over.
- [dramatic synth sting plays] - Uh, ah, maybe not. One more?
[dramatic synth sting plays]
Two more? Really making a meal out of it here, huh?
Okay, three finishes, that's too many!
[dramatic synth sting plays]
Ugh! No. Uh-uh. You better not.
You better not do one more.
Nuh-uh.
Ohh! Okay, I've had just about enough of this.
I need a snow cone break.
Um, excuse me. Do you think you could tone it down?
Holy cow, don't sneak up on us like that, you sneaky little ferret.
It's just that I think you're upsetting everyone
with how not nice you are being.
- Whoa, whoa. - Whoa, buddy.
That's quite an accusation around these here parts, buddy.
Yeah, relax. We're just doing our job.
We treat everyone fairly.
Look, if your sport is ridiculous, we have to make jokes.
I mean, look at it. The curling team is up next.
We couldn't live with ourselves if we didn't knock those goofy donks down a notch.
See? That's what I'm talking about.
It's not nice to call them donks.
Yeah, well, you're not being very nice for bugging us during our snow cone break.
So why don't you go find a wolf and get eaten?
Yeah, well, you're gonna eat a wolf.
- Not nice! - I said get eaten, sir.
[blows raspberry]
[Rory blows raspberry]
Mmm, very naughty.
- Two Number 1's! - Two Number 1's, coming up.
Two Number 1's, guys!
Uh, hey, Rory, you don't think we're, you know, pushing it too hard?
Nah, man. It's like you said, the people love us.
Hey, okay, say no more. That's good enough for me, man.
We've got a great life, a great job, great people around us.
And once I get my snow cone, I am set, brother.
Yep, smooth sailing from here on out.
Okay, man. I feel like you're, you know, foreshadowing.
- What do you mean? - Just relax with all this "everything's great,
life's great, we got nothing to learn" business.
- I didn't say we don't have anything to learn. - Are you sure?
I thought you said "great life, great job, nothing to learn."
- No. - No?
Where did I-- Well, someone said it.
I don't want to...
Well, now it sounds like you're setting us up for some kind of lesson,
but I don't think we have anything to learn.
Oh, no, wait. I just said it that time. Look at me foreshadowing.
[clears throat]
Here's your cone de neige. Enjoy.
Listen, Lowell.
You're embarrassing me in front of all these people.
I don't need to learn anything. I'm fine.
Why is it that today of all days, people are telling me what to do?
If there's something you need to learn, be my guest.
Learn it, pal, but keep me out of it.
So I'm gonna take my snow cone and go,
and I'll see you back at the booth.
Your friend's a bit of a narcissist, eh?
Gosh, I don't know.
There's a lot of themes right now.
I'm just not sure which thread to pull.
Oh, well, we'll see what happens.
All right then.
[jovial music playing]
[Lowell] Yellow snow cones. The only yellow snow that you should eat.
[Rory] All right, what do we got here? Curling?
Put your hooves, paws, and sticks together for curling! They try real hard, people.
This isn't cannibalism, is it?
The real victory here is that this is categorized as a sport
and not just an activity to keep children occupied. [laughs]
And no one's laughing. Get over yourselves, people. It's just a joke.
Hey, speaking of, do you know the difference
between a moose, a caribou, a reindeer, and an elk?
No.
- Okay. - Yeah.
Well, anyways, curling. Curling is so freaking exciting.
You got things bonking into other things.
You got people scrubbing ice with long sandpaper mops and a sliding guy.
What more could you ask for?
Well, another yellow snow cone.
Stop by Lemonade's Yellow Snow Cone booth and ask for a Number 1.
[Rory] Another round of ice shuffleboard
as Grandma Moose pushes it down the ice.
Gosh, that looks painful.
He starts off in a lunge.
The pineapple upside-down cake.
Into the side-angled plank.
He's really blasting his core on that one.
- The sleeper. - The slapper.
The slipper. And kiss the baby goodnight.
[Lowell] So gentle.
Rub-a-dub-dub, the next two start to scrub.
Gosh, they look like they're trying to pass a kidney stone.
[Lowell] And now the coup de grace.
Everyone watches with bated breath.
[all gasp]
[clinks softly]
[cheering]
Well, folks, that does it for another day of curling, I guess.
That was just the first round.
What? How many rounds do we have?
- Ten. - Ten?
We have to watch these yahoos do this ten more times?
Nine.
- Nine times? - Nine times.
Why?
We already know who the losers will be.
Everyone who has to watch this.
Can't we add something interesting in there, like a sword fight?
I'd love to watch these donks sword-fight each other.
Don't glare at me like that.
Pick up your swiffers and sword-fight each other.
Oh, they're gonna do it? Wow, didn't expect that.
Oh, no, no, no, not us. Sword-fight each other, geniuses.
What are you doing? This isn't regulation.
Uh, I think it's time for us to go, man.
Uh, much love to all the fans. So glad we could entertain you. Take her easy.
Don't forget your lemonade snow cones,
the yellowest snow you'd ever want.
And stop by the Barkless Willow booth. I hear they're amazing.
- [Rory] Huh? - [tense music playing]
[Rory] Huh.
Well, maybe you want to say all that to our face there, hoser.
I don't know if I want to say it to your face.
You elk are bigger when you're this close.
- [moose] Uh, moose. - What stuff?
About how we all look the same.
I mean, come on.
Or about how dumb all our sports are, eh?
Or maybe you'd like to insult our intelligence more,
just because we don't know we're going down the ski jump backwards.
You guys are bullies.
You and your little mob are the ones getting physical. You're the bullies.
No, we're not. You are the bullies. Bullies, bullies, bullies.
- Back up out of my face, kitten. - Hey, not cool!
- Oh, you wanna dance, sugarplum? - Oh, yeah? Let's dance.
Let's dance!
[ferret] Like it?
[groaning]
Hey, hey, hey! Let me go!
You guys are deceptively strong.
Naughty list! Naughty list! Naughty list!
[cracking]
I mean, who puts a bridge over the ice, though?
Naughty list! Naughty list!
Get your hands off my buttons!
Chill out, no! Not his nose!
Come on, have some etiquette. Use a fork!
[Lowell] Rory. Rory. Wake up.
Rory, Rory. Rory, wake up, man.
- Lowell. Lowell, is that you? - Yeah, it's me, man.
Oh, thank goodness. [groans]
You've been asleep for a long time, pal.
Oh, I had a terrible dream, Lowell.
It's okay now, buddy.
We were forced to watch cartoons do ridiculous winter sports at a festival
that overly fetishized and punned Santa's nice list,
and then we were accused of being on Santa's naughty list.
[chuckles]
I know it sounds crazy, and then all these dopey athletes
threw us out of our community that we loved,
and where they adored us for our charm and wit
and good looks and superior intellect.
They just threw us out like garbage.
Oh, what a relief.
Well, you're all right now, buddy.
- Out here in the wild. - In the wild?
[echoing]
I can't be in the wild. I'm an inside pet. I'm domesticated.
[growling]
[twangy guitar music playing]
- What's wrong, buddy? - No. No, this is not happening.
I don't know. You know, it's kind of nice out here.
Lots of fresh air.
There's barkless willow everywhere. That stuff's expensive.
Why does everything smell so weird?
Like, less carroty. I don't understand.
Oh, well, they kept our noses, but I replaced them with these.
Huh? Ahh!
It's cool, man. It's barkless willow.
No! I can't deal with this!
[yelling]
Oh, hey!
Quit your bellyaching and stand up.
But I'm not supposed to be here.
Fall in.
Me? Me?
You want me to stand over there, too? To stand by him?
Goodness gracious, sakes alive, you're soft.
- [giggles] - [snarls]
Hey, you can't body-shame him in a children's movie.
- [snarling] - Are you gonna snarl at everything we say?
I always thought wolverines would be taller.
[snarls]
You're on the naughty list. Get used to it, you careless snowman.
If you want to survive out here, you're gonna have to find the biggest walkin',
talkin' son of a moose and pick a fight.
- Huh? - Why?
- [grunting] - Uh-huh-huh-haw.
So these filthy animals will know if you're a mice or a man.
Whatever, man. Let's go, Lowell.
[sighs] Okay, how do we get back?
The way back ain't the way back.
[scoffs] That doesn't make any sense.
[both snarling]
You might go back, but you ain't going back.
Not with those people, not with the naughty list hanging over you.
Why? Who says? Who?
Who says we're on the naughty list?
What does that little ferret-faced ferret get to say and decide that?
If you got thrown out here, it's because it's official, pal.
And there's only one guy who can change it for you.
Oh, I know this one. Santa Claus.
[scoffs] Ha!
Guffaw! Give me a break with all that Santa Claus talk.
How do we, uh...
You steal the naughty list.
- Steal the naughty list? - Steal the naughty list?
Do the two of you hear how dopey that sounds? "Steal the naughty list."
That's like jogging & breathing at the same time.
You'd be doing something naughty to get off the naughty list.
And quite frankly, I'm very uncomfortable
with how much the word "naughty" is getting thrown around.
We're not a bunch of soccer moms staying out past 11:30
after a Springsteen concert on a school night.
You're a naughty one, aren't you?
- Let's go, Lowell. - Follow the frozen river.
Watch out for wolves and don't get wet!
- [Rory] Lowell! - Okay, I'll see you later.
That punch hurt. I almost lost a button.
Then they set out on their journey to get what they wanted,
but will instead find out what they need.
Good luck with your Wizard of Oz rip-off and subsequent lawsuit.
[jaunty music playing]
Rory, wait. Where are you going? Are you sure this is the way?
- I don't know, man. - So, what are we doing?
Are we gonna go get the naughty list? What are we doing?
Still with that? That is the bonkerest thing I've heard all day,
and I watched ski dancing. Ski dancing!
I like ski dancing.
Nope. We're not doing this, either.
What?
Putting together a Wizard of Oz collection of misfits
and trudging through the icy wilderness
to confront "Santy Claus" and steal the naughty list.
I'd rather baptize a cat.
Well, maybe we don't steal it.
Maybe we just ask to be taken off of it.
- I like that idea. - No.
We're gonna march right back in there
and demand our noses back and demand we be reinstated.
I've already tried that.
[all] Naughty list! Naughty list!
It didn't really work.
How else are we gonna get our noses back, huh?
Grow carrots? In this climate?
Who cares about our noses?
Who cares?
If I don't have a nose, what am I, huh? What are you?
Just a pile of snow. Like that guy.
Hey, guys, can I come too?
- [Rory] Get lost, Sneaky Doug. - Okay.
Rory, we have to do something different.
It's Christmas Eve Eve.
So that means we only have two days to get off the list,
or else we're stuck out here for another year.
We can't afford to get thrown out over and over and try to get back in.
We need to get down this frozen river.
Okay. Okay. You know what?
I have half a mind to follow this frozen river, steal that list,
take it back to that smug festival,
and really rub it in all their smug faces, man.
- [Musk ox] Can I come, too? - Sure.
From the bottom of my heart, I really don't care
if you're walking in the same direction we're walking.
I say the more the merrier.
I mean, sure, it's cold and we're lost,
but at least there's not a bad guy gunning for us,
or wolves, or a blizzard, or an avalanche or stuff like that.
[ominous music playing]
So here's the deal.
You keep them out, and I'll let you in.
You don't have to be a beast in the wild anymore.
Deal?
All you have to do is trip up these donks until Christmas Day.
Slow them down. Make them turn on each other.
It'll be easy.
Especially as the group of donks keeps adding more donks.
The more donks, the better.
[laughing and snorting]
[accordion music playing]
Well, out they are, folks, and off they go,
headed to steal the naughty list or get off the naughty list.
Good idea? We'll see. Bad idea? Probably.
But that's the fun part, ain't it, kids?
I mean, all they have to do is follow the frozen river.
Piece of cake.
- [Rory] No! - What?
There's, like, a thousand ways to go.
I bet you anything that wolverine tricked us.
- Wolverine! - [wolf howling in distance]
[twangy guitar music playing]
[Rory] What's that?
[quirky music playing]
It can't be him.
- I think it's the champ. - [Musk ox] He's skinny.
Uh, you're still here?
Who's the champ?
The fastest ice skater you've ever seen.
[Rory] Oh, yeah, isn't it that guy that choked at the starting line earlier?
[chuckles] He's the champ of choking.
- Choke champ, am I right? - Here we go.
You're going to love this, Musk ox.
He's not doing anything.
He's just getting his head in the right place.
And...
[propulsive music playing]
[Lowell] He can skate backwards okay. Why can't he go forward?
Holy cow, this is hilarious. [laughing]
Have you ever seen someone choke so hard?
I tell you, Lowell.
Lowell.
Lowell!
Get your barkless willow back here. What are you doing?
Uh, Mr. The Champ? Hello? Excuse me, Mr. Champ?
Is everything okay? We saw you out here by yourself.
Sorry, I don't understand.
Hey, pal. So we're lost.
Would you happen to know the place that, uh...
you know, Santa is?
Do you, like, know which direction it is?
Because there's, like, a thousand ways we could go.
We don't know which direction it goes, so...
Okay.
Well, would you be able to, like, point us in the right direction of where we should go?
Gracias. All right, gang. We're back on. Let's go.
Rory, hold up.
Hey, man. I think we should invite him along.
Why? We know the way now.
Well, I think he needs the same thing that we do.
Hmm. That's actually brilliant. We might need him again. He's like a map.
Yo, Mr. Champ.
So we were thinking that you should come with us.
It seems like you have a problem.
And if you're out here, that must mean that you're on the naughty list.
No, you don't want to come, or no, you're not on the naughty list?
Oh, okay. Well, either way, it seems you're having trouble going forward.
Now, doesn't, like, Santa grant wishes?
So I think if you come with us, help us find our way,
then Santa will be able to help you out with your problem.
- Santa grants wishes? - Yeah, everyone knows that.
So, what do you say, Champ? Want to come with us?
I thought he just gave gifts.
You ask for things, he gives them to you.
Wish granted.
- Like, anything? - Yeah, like, anything.
So, what do you say?
Okay, well, just skate backwards.
You seem to be doing that okay.
The way back is going backwards or something like that.
That's what the wolverine told us.
[cheerful music playing]
So, like, this wish-granting thing,
could he make us, like, a bird or something like a--
Just for instance, I don't want to be a bird, but could he?
Sure. He, like, put us on the naughty list,
so, like, it seems he could do all kinds of crazy stuff.
- If, well, I wasn't an ox. - Yeah, but you're--
[twigs crack nearby]
- Hey, what was that? - [Rory] What?
Out in the woods, I thought I heard something.
It could be anything out there.
Yeah, I guess maybe it was nothing.
Or maybe an ax murderer.
Jeez, take it down a notch, weirdo.
Could have just been an acorn.
Try not to worry, pal, it's too dark to see, anyways.
They could probably see us, though because of the fire.
[whimpers]
I saw some eyes.
- Where? - Out there. In the woods.
Ax murderer eyes.
What?
I don't see anything.
- Hello? - [twigs crack]
Huh!
Okay, this is starting to freak me out a little.
What should we do? Should we run?
- [twig cracks loudly] - Okay, definitely heard that.
[all] Eyes!
[from the side of the mouth] If we don't move, they won't see us.
[from the side of the mouth] If it sees we're not a threat, maybe it'll leave.
Good plan.
Okay, everyone, don't move a muscle.
- Don't even breathe. - [Rory whimpering]
Especially don't talk.
Okay.
It's very important that we don't talk.
If we talk, it could attack us.
All of us should collectively not talk.
Let's agree to keep all non-essential chatter to an absolute minimum.
Agreed?
Mindy, do you agree?
Yes.
Rory, do you agree?
Uh, you're talking an awful lot right now.
Rory, please, choose your words carefully and use as few words as possible.
Every word we use could be our last.
So it stands to reason that you should endeavor to use
a minimum amount of concisely... words.
So it stands to reason that you should endeavor to use
the minimum amount to concisely communicate to the group.
Does that make sense?
Uh, yes.
Now, do you agree to use the fewest amount of words
so that we can stay safe and alive in this uncertain predicament,
but still communicate with each other?
Uh... I'm gonna make a move.
- Huh? - I'm gonna go for it.
No.
Here we go.
Ready, Lowell?
No.
Ready, Mindy?
Uh, no.
Champ?
One, two...
- [screams] - [roaring softly]
[roars softly]
[inhales deeply]
[continues roaring softly]
[straining]
[coughs gently]
[breathes heavily]
[continues roaring softly]
[shivering]
[from the side of the mouth] What is happening?
I'm confused.
I think I melted myself.
Now I'm really confused.
[roars softly]
- Get out of here. - [normal voice] Excuse me, bear?
Just-- Just get out of here.
Because as soon as I'm warm, I'm just gonna--
I'm gonna eat you.
Of course I'm cold. [shivering]
- Wait, you can understand him? - Oh, yeah, he's signing.
Oh, my Gandalf, an ice skater that can't skate forward,
a musk ox that would obviously rather be a bird, and now a polar bear is cold.
- Don't you have blubber? - Yeah I have blubber, so what?
- So skinny. - Get lost.
Because I just want to be left alone.
- Are you okay? - I'm fine.
Now go, or I'm gonna eat you, I guess.
You know, we're made of snow, and it's just gonna make you more cold.
- Why don't you come with us? - No.
Where are you going?
We're gonna see Santa and steal the naughty list.
Nope. I don't need help like that.
But I also don't want to keep feeling this way.
How long have you been out here?
I don't want to be a bird?
I think she might be depressed.
Yeah, she's definitely mean and scary,
so she'll definitely come in handy
when it's time to confront Santa and take that list.
I like where this is going. Let's do this.
Okay, Mrs. Polar Bear.
- Polly. - Polly, right.
We want you to come with us, help us steal the naughty list,
then you, Larry Bird over here, and Rewind can get your wishes granted,
so you're not a bunch of psychos anymore.
Sound pretty good? I think it sounds pretty good.
All right, everybody, awesome. Great plan. Let's go.
I don't want to be a bird,
but maybe one of those skinny girls, like a cow or a moose.
I think you'd be surprised. They're pretty big up close.
I think I'm going to just lay here for a few days.
Well, if you lay here, the fire will go out,
and you will be cold again, and nothing will change.
Cool story, bro.
But if you stand up and come with us now,
you'll get the blood flowing, smell the fresh cut snow.
You could help out the champ with his translating.
How do you know I won't eat you?
How do you know we won't eat you?
I guess we're just going to have to trust each other.
- Can we make a fire every night? - You bet, polar bear.
But only backwards Tonya Harding here knows how to make a fire,
so if you want to keep the fire, you better come with us. Got it?
Okay. Just give me a few minutes, though.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Here we go.
[grunting]
Mindy, maybe you can help?
Uh, no.
- But you're an ox. - [scoffs]
How's that insulting?
[shivering] We've all been there before.
See? [grunting]
Aren't you glad you came along with us?
Let me help.
I'm so awesome.
You didn't say there would be ice.
- It'll be okay. - It's too cold.
Look, it's either the ice or the snow.
I mean, I'm not exactly an ice scientist,
but I'm pretty sure they're the same temperature.
Different texture.
How about you just give it a quick try?
You know, we gotta make some progress here. We're running out of time.
Nope, too cold.
It's the same.
It's either one big piece of ice or a bunch of little pieces of ice that make up snow.
Oh, hey, guys. What's up, Sneaky Doug?
Oh, hi, Fish.
- Sneaky Doug? Quit following us, you weirdo stalker. - Okay.
Yeah, I just wanted to give y'all a heads-up about that blizzard.
Y'all?
Anyhow, just thought y'all would like to know.
[Rory ] Uh, I don't see any blizzard, pal.
Oh, and there's wolves up there too.
Uh-huh. Thank you, Mr. Fish, for the report on everything up here, thank you.
No sweat, partner.
Hey there, Musk ox. Notice you back at the lake.
Don't know how to say, uh, but, uh, maybe don't spend so much time on one foot.
- You know what I mean? - Uh, I don't know what you mean.
Nothing personal there, sweetie. Just a point load pounds per square inch sort of thing.
Maybe some, uh, snowshoes if you're gonna be on this ice.
It's mostly frozen, but better safe than sorry.
Uh, excuse me?
It's all good, baby. You're an ox, NBD, big and strong.
Just watch out for thin ice. You too, polar bear.
Weight distribution, name of the game.
Blizzard? Is it going to get colder?
Oh, yeah. You're definitely gonna freeze to death if you don't find shelter quick.
But I guess you got a little bit of time.
I wouldn't hang out too long. You know what I mean?
Right. Okay. Well, see you later. Thanks, Floppy.
No sweat, man. A little help? Someone kick me back in my ice hole.
What?
The ice hole over there. Just kick me back in the ice hole.
Hey, seriously, watch out for them wolves.
Bloop.
Uh, I think we should just keep moving. Polly, let's go.
No. Let me just get blizzarded over.
Polly, you have to say yes to coming with us.
This is the warmest way to go.
Blizzard.
Yeah, well, I've never taken advice from a fish before, and I'm not gonna start today.
[scoffs] Blizzard. It's a beautiful day outside, and where are all the wolves?
Hey, wolves.
Maybe they're all teen wolves, and they turned back into Michael J. Foxes,
and now there's a whole pack of foxes running around.
Hey, foxes.
If we get stuck in this canyon when the blizzard comes, I think we'll be toast.
We're popsicles, pal. I'm sure we'll be fine in a blizzard.
[suspenseful music playing]
Great. We should double back now while we still have the chance.
The festival's only got a few days left,
and we've been gone a day, another day to get there,
and then we have to double time it back,
then show that we aren't on the list,
and we can't waste half a day going backwards, right, Champ?
[sobbing]
Maybe we can, like, make a shelter here?
Uh, with all of our, like, combined carpentry skills?
We don't know how to do that.
Plus, we don't have the permits. So up and over, sweetie. Let's go.
Let's just go back.
Holy cow, you people are useless.
Bunch of crybabies.
[grunting]
Great. This is totally perfect. Okay. Mm-hm. Yeah.
Wolverine and a fish, it's like a bad joke.
[grunting]
[clears throat] Excuse me, everyone.
Team, I've decided to be the bigger snowman and let you guys have your way.
So let's go back so the crybabies can stop crying.
I think we're good to go over now.
What? I really think we should double back.
Just go up the ridge and, you know, stay along the edge there.
Nah, we're going over. You were right.
The blizzard, it's coming.
[wind howling]
[Rory] Huh.
Well, I'm going to shoot straight with all of you.
There's wolves on the other side.
But you already know that.
Look, I've decided to be the bigger snowman
and lead you through these wolves.
We gotta be quiet and move swiftly
because we don't have a lot of time.
[wolves snoring]
[suspenseful music playing]
Why are you guys going over them?
Just go around.
[sneezes]
Hm.
[snoring]
[tense music playing]
Champ, champ, champ. No, no, no. No, no, no. Champ.
Oh, no.
- [groans] - Ooh.
Ew.
[Rory] How did he not wake up from that?
[snoring]
[Rory] Okay, just keep going. Just keep going.
[Mindy] Shhh. Sleep, count the sheep.
Whatever you need to do, just don't wake up.
[chuckling nervously]
Phew. We made it, guys. No problems.
[screams]
My tail!
What happened to my tail, bro? I need that for balance.
[dramatic drumroll plays]
Oh, man!
[groans] Oh, what did you do to my tail?
You're gonna get eaten for this.
Get them!
[wolf] Uh...
- Okay, uh... - Chase them! Tony, wake up!
Sleep inertia.
- What? - What?
They got the nap noodles. Run!
[tailless wolf] Get to skipping, Tony. They're getting away.
Tony, you got a full tail. Use it.
[tense music playing]
Uh... Too cold.
They're gaining on us.
[growling]
Chased by a pack of wolves in a blizzard.
It can't get any worse!
[rumbling, snow crunching]
[Lowell] Avalanche!
We're never going to outrun all this.
When the avalanche hits, try to stay on top and do a swimming motion.
Yeah, do a swim move.
The canyon's up ahead. We can make it!
[all yelling]
[groaning]
[wolf barking weakly]
[yells]
We have to pull everyone out.
[wind whistling]
Hey, I've got something!
I've got a skate.
[grunting]
Sorry, Champ.
At least we didn't chop your tail off.
[Lowell] I think it's an ice fishing shack.
Or at least it smells like one.
Okay, you help him get situated.
I don't know what to do with him.
I'm going to go back for the rest.
Why?
Slight problem, buddy. Where's your other arm?
Oh, boy.
All right, let's just get that out of there.
No need for anybody to know that happened.
That's better. Dry, happy baby.
Ooh. Okay, no need for anyone to know about this, either.
[grunting]
Come on. Come on.
I got it. I got it this time. It's stuck.
How is this my problem?
Mindy! Polly! Anybody!
- Santa? Mommy? - [wolf growling]
[grunts] No! There goes my button!
Lowell? Lowell, is that you?
Big clumsy ox. Hello? Hello?
Wolverines!
- [yells] - Mindy, was that you?
I just want to disappear.
- Maybe this is for the best. - [wolf growling weakly]
Just get it over with!
[Lowell] Polly, is that you?
- Lowell? - We have to get out of here.
Did you see Mindy?
- She went flying that way. - Take my hand, we have to move!
Where?
There's a shack, but I lost the scarf.
Mindy!
[wolf growling]
[Mindy yelling]
[wolf whimpering]
Okay, we are lost in this blizzard
and we have to get back to the shack before these wolves kill us,
and I have no idea which direction to go.
[Polly] Can we follow the frozen river to the shack?
You're a genius!
But which direction should we go?
[Polly] I don't know.
I know what to do.
[ice cracking]
Why did you do that?
Hey, y'all everybody doing okay up there?
What's going on? Looks like that blizzard caught up with you.
Which direction is the ice fishing shack?
Oh, you mean, where the leg is? Hold on, I'll check.
Leg?
- Okay, I found it. - I don't know what you boys are up to,
but you got yourself into a mess that you're going to have to really figure out up there.
You're going to have to start dry.
Which way?
I tell you what. Can you see me if I'm up under the ice like this?
Did you see me?
We could barely see you!
Cool. Stay with me, or you'll run into the wolves up there or get lost.
Bloop.
Uh, Fish! Fish! Come back!
[Polly] Just give him a second.
[Lowell] Oh, yeah, he's back!
Did you see him over here?
I didn't see anybody. My tail hurts.
Did you see them? Did you see where they went?
They're somewhere out here in this blizzard.
Did anyone else get their tail chopped off?
Just me? What's the deal?
[Mindy] Oh, no, bigger fish! Watch out!
[big fish gulps]
[Lowell] Fish! Fish!
[Polly] I don't think he's coming back this time.
No! He was just trying to help.
[wind whistling]
[Polly] Your scarf!
No!
That means it's right here. Somewhere. Close!
Come to my voice! Come to my voice! Can you hear me?
Come to my voice!
Can you hear me?
Polly, come to my voice!
The wolves are coming!
You would not believe what I've had to deal with in here.
Is he okay?
Well, he is breathing, but he could be pretending, though.
Good thing I made the hole bigger. Hmm?
[Lowell] Mindy, don't move.
Hey!
Mindy, give us your hand and we'll take your weight off the ice,
and you can put your feet on the bottom boards.
Hey! I hear you in there!
Wait, just stay there.
This is why I hate being an ox.
I can hear you whispering in there. I hear your conversation.
No, you were perfect out there.
Is this a fishing shack or an outhouse?
- [gasps] - Ah!
- Now you're breaking the ice? - [cracking]
Unbelievable.
The wolves are out there.
And which one of you jerks chopped off my tail while I was asleep?
You did chop off his tail while he was sleeping.
I don't think he cares that it was an accident.
Yeah, his arm got wet too.
Okay, I'm leaving. Bye. See you.
That genius, he's still out there.
That's right, I'm still out here.
All 30 of us are out here too. Right, guys?
[in disguised voices] Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Me too. Me too.
Yeah, we know it's just you out there.
Shh!
What? He can't get in here.
You can't get in here, tailless wolf.
Not cool, man.
Yeah, not cool.
What did we ever do to you?
You were gonna eat us?
Uh, we were asleep. You drew first blood.
We were gonna eat you after the tail thing.
Easy to say that now.
Yeah, especially since you cut my tail off first.
Nice logic. That's a causal fallacy.
I don't understand.
You're setting up a false cause.
Since we are going to eat you, that means we were going to eat you, which wasn't true.
Which part wasn't true, Judge Judy? The former or the latter?
Former or latter?
Former means first, latter means second.
- Oh, the latter. - Got you.
Well, you're saying you weren't going to eat us, but you can't prove that.
- The burden of proof isn't on me. - How so?
Well, you made the claim. The burden of proof is on you, not me, man.
So you are planning to eat us.
Oh, yeah. Are you kidding me? You cut off my tail.
And you're a poor debater.
Obviously not homeschooled.
I wasn't homeschooled, and I be smart.
Stupid wolf.
Ad hominem.
Let's just be quiet until he goes away.
Yeah, be quiet, Rory.
[knocking]
[in disguised voice] Please, sir, my wife is pregnant.
We need help.
[in female voice] Please, sir. Please, sir.
I don't want to give birth out here in a blizzard.
[male voice] Please, we need help.
We chased off the wolves, and now our other children are freezing.
[in child's voice] Daddy, Daddy, I'm cold.
[in female voice] Oh, not my water broke.
Oh, no, my water broke. The baby's coming.
Yeah, unless you're pregnant with wolf baby Jesus, you're not getting in here.
What's the logical fallacy for being incredibly obtuse?
[in normal voice] You guys are jerks.
Ah, who's the ad hominem now?
It's pretty clear I won that exchange.
Whatever, man. You need wolf baby Jesus.
[cracking]
What's happening?
[cracking continues]
[Polly] Wolf, is that you?
[Rory] He's back for another battle of wits.
- [Polly] What did we do to you? - [all chattering]
[Rory] Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it.
[wolf] Boop-a-doo.
Uh, this isn't going to be good.
[rumbling]
[Rory] Oh, that doesn't look good.
[whimpering]
[all shouting and grunting]
Huh...
Well, just keeps getting better, doesn't it?
[Polly] Yep, they just fall straight down.
Time to move.
Yesterday, curling ruined lives.
Today, it's going to save lives.
Feel the rhythm.
Feel the rhyme.
Get on up.
This is so stupid. It's curling time.
[Rory] Okay, everybody. One, two, three.
You got this, Champ.
[upbeat music playing]
Champ, you're going forward.
Watch out, everybody. Brace yourselves!
[all grunting]
[Rory] Huh? Wait.
No. No!
What's happening? I thought the frozen river would keep going.
Where is it?
It obviously disappears underground here.
- And you led us here. - Hey, man.
And this stupid idea to come this way and find the naughty list is your fault.
We're just one wrong move away from losing our homes,
our families, everything, everything, everything!
Why don't you just take it down a notch?
Yeah, well, why don't you just get out of here?
That's what you always want, right?
To lay around by yourself and sulk.
Holy cow, I'm so sick of having a walking, talking,
anthropomorphized bummer following us around.
You, you, you, and you are useless to me.
- Fine, I'm going. - [Rory] Then go.
- I'm gone. - Good.
- This is me leaving. - Bye, Felicia.
I'll send a postcard.
Great, I'll put it on my refrigerator.
Good, I'll send a magnet too.
Thank you, that is incredibly generous of you.
Well, you deserve it.
I certainly don't deserve a friend like you.
Oh, don't sell yourself short. You're amazing.
No, you're amazing.
Oh, I'm amazing?
You're so amazing, it makes my stomach hurt.
Good luck, everyone, with your amazing friend.
- [exasperated sigh] - [Mindy] Polly!
What did you do? She's gone. Like, "gone" gone.
Yeah, like, good.
After all she's done?
Done? The only one more useless than her is you,
if you don't count Bed, Backwards, and Beyond here.
- You are such a narcissist. - Narcissist?
I've never done drugs.
Do other people even exist to you,
or are we just here to be extras in your movie?
You guys are literally extras in my movie.
You disappoint me in a profound way.
Yeah, well, I'm not here to appoint you.
Oh, I know.
You've made it abundantly clear you're only here for yourself.
You'll probably get everything you want and be alone.
Congratulations, you are your own reward.
Ah, whatever, man.
Rory, other people exist. Do we exist to you?
Are we people to you, or what are we?
I'd really like to know.
If we don't help you get what you want, what are we to you?
I don't get it, man. I really do want an answer. Are we nothing to you?
Are you even listening to me? Hello?
Don't copycat my way out.
[grunting]
Which way do we go, Champ?
[sobbing]
What do we do now?
He's wrong. You're not useless.
We wouldn't have made it this far unless we were together,
and I don't think we'll get anywhere alone.
I think old Lowell might be onto something here.
Hopefully, the group can get their act together
and see the simple value of other people.
So, we'll see.
That list isn't going to steal itself.
[band playing jovial music]
[pensive music playing]
[internal voice] I don't think I'll make it anywhere alone.
Whew.
Hmm.
Not really sure which way I'm going or even what time it is.
Not really sure how to get back either. Oh, boy.
Whatever! I don't need them anyways.
No, maybe this way.
Something with the sun and direction.
Not really sure what I'm looking for, though.
Which way do you think here, buddy?
[shadow] I don't know.
Not a lot of resources out here.
There we go.
Couldn't hurt to bounce some ideas off another person.
Two heads are better than one, I always say.
- Huh. Hello. - Huh. Hello.
- Oh, boy, this is a new one. - [repeating dialogue]
Hmm. I'm a snowman.
You're a snowman.
I like watermelons and chicken pot pie.
Hmm. You think you know me?
You don't know me.
You're just a one-armed snowman.
[scoffs] You don't know me.
You don't know anything.
No, not me, you.
You don't know anything.
Oh, I don't?
Then who's the one out here talking with made-up snow people?
You are!
No, you are!
Whatever, man.
Hmm.
Do you know how to get back?
Mm-mm.
- [scoffs] Figures. - Figures.
- What is that? - What is that?
Now push.
Okay, I saw this problem coming up here, but at least we're officially out.
How do we make it to the edge
without all of us falling back in?
I don't know, but I'm open to ideas.
What if we all roll so we are face-to-face,
then we put our palms together,
and then using our hands, we all push ourselves to the edge?
Uh, unless anybody's got a better idea,
let's give it a go.
Okay, on the count of three, we all roll right.
Got it.
Okay, unlink arms.
Okay, one, two, three, roll!
[all grunt]
[in muffled voice] This is worse.
[muffled] My face!
Uh, what's next in this process?
[Mindy] Palms together, now push!
[Lowell] This is a little worse, like a dangerous plank.
Okay, maybe we should do one more push and push ourselves clear of the ice hole.
[Lowell] Wait, what?
Well, there goes our G rating.
- [Mindy] Ready? - No, but let's go anyway.
One, two, three, push!
Whoa.
Whoa...
[whimpering]
Well, this is definitely worse.
[in muffled voice] One more time.
I only got one more in me, so let's make it count.
Palms together. Push harder this time.
One, two, three, push!
We're gonna make it.
We're not gonna make it.
[tense music playing]
Whoa...
[grunts]
This is definitely worse.
- I'm slipping! - [Mindy] Ah...
[Lowell] Come on, Mindy!
Ah. Ah. Oh.
- Somebody! - I'm coming! I got you!
Oh, no!
[tense music playing]
I'm still slipping!
Come on, Mindy! We're all gonna fall!
[Mindy] Oh, this is deeper than I remember it!
[pensive music playing]
What am I doing down here?
Bloop.
Oh, I thought you were dead.
There's a lot of us down here. Where'd your mates go?
They're not my mates.
My bad. Seemed like they were friends.
Turns out they weren't.
That's a bummer. Hard to find good friends.
Yeah.
No, I really mean it. Hard to find.
Most people around these parts would rather leave you for dead.
- Run out on you the first chance they get. - Right.
Seen it a thousand times. Yep, things get tough and they're gone.
Okay, I got it. But maybe it's better to be alone.
Nope. That's how you get eaten.
Let's be clear. I do the eating around here.
A hundred percent, Polar Bear.
Sometimes, though, bear eats you and sometimes bear eats itself, I guess.
Dangerous game, wouldn't you say?
This isn't my favorite. I'll give you that.
Would love to hang around and chat all day, but, man, it's burning up out here.
Give us a shove back in the ice hole.
You're back on track. Good luck.
Bloop.
[dramatic music playing]
I got you.
[Lowell] Hello. What's going on up there?
Oh, no.
[sighs]
[Lowell] Here, somebody catch my eye and look around.
I found my way back, but I'm too late.
[Lowell] Uh, what's happening up there? I still can't see anything.
Are we still working on not falling?
Come on, man. What's your problem?
You're seriously not going to let me by?
Hmm.
This snowman's got a real mouth on him.
Okay. How do we get past this guy?
Okay. You're in for it now, pal. I'm going to get that arm back.
Dang it.
Okay.
Hmm.
Interesting.
Hmm. Hm.
Hm.
Hmm.
- I'm coming! - I'm coming.
[yells]
Hang on, everybody. Rory's coming!
[tense music playing]
[yells]
Hang on.
I'm slipping!
[groans]
Huh?
[panting]
Mush.
[triumphant music playing]
Ooh.
That was incredible, gripping, inspiring,
the way you all dove in after one another.
Thanks for the help. We're so glad you came along.
[dog] No sweat.
If we didn't see this fella with the stick arms,
we would have never seen you.
Happy to help. We've been running forever.
Thought we would never stop.
[Rory] Yeah.
Oh, boy. Uh...
I-- Have you-- Wow. How long have you guys been running?
Feels like forever.
Yeah, I bet it does.
Yo, dog. Um...
I'm sorry to be the one to do this,
but we could really use a ride.
Sure.
If it's okay with the boss.
Uh, no, no, no, no. Hey, sorry.
Sled dogs, could we have a chat, just you and me, for a few moments?
[dog] Sure, go ahead.
Is it hot in here to anyone else?
What do you think they're talking about?
It looks like Lowell's breaking the bad news to them.
You're right. Lowell is a great friend.
Uh, are you kidding me? Is this how you thank me for saving you?
Champ, you're going forward again.
Champ?
Anyone want to say something?
[howling softly]
[howling]
Rory, if you were them, what would you want to happen next?
I don't understand.
- Imagine you're them. - Who?
The dogs. Imagine you're the dogs.
I'm not the dogs, I'm me.
But if you were the dogs, what would you want?
Oh. But I want them to give us a ride.
But what would they want?
Uh...
Close your eyes, or we're going to leave you here.
Now imagine you're a sled dog.
What would you want as the sled dogs?
Uh...
Trying, sled dogs, running, snow,
uh, carry the five, divide by zero,
make the tail go over the river.
Ah! My brain, it hurts, I can't, Lowell.
- Keep trying. - Burp, bark, mush, I'm a bee.
- Yeah. - No, I'm a dog.
- Yes. - Sled dog. [grunting]
- Now you're getting there. - [pants]
Getting closer.
Mm...
[Lowell] Well?
But what if-- But what if-- But what if it's not what I want?
Do it anyways.
Hm.
This is so backwards, I don't even know why I'm doing this.
You're welcome to come with us, maybe Santa will give you what you want, uh, back,
or, you know, you're free to go.
We're good. We've got each other.
And we've always been free to go.
But we hope you all find what you're looking for.
Thank you for your kindness and help.
Well, I do have no idea which direction to go now.
[Rory mimics angelic choir]
Why dost thou asketh the question when thy question has been answered?
Holy cow.
No. Holy bear.
Whatever. I know the way back to the frozen river.
Leadeth the way, my child.
One right deed, and now he's an angel.
Getting close, huh, gang?
No, Sneaky Doug, get lost.
Okey-dokey.
[Rory] Where were you, Sneaky Doug,
when we were stuck in that hole?
[upbeat music playing]
[dramatic music playing]
- Well, hey, guys, good luck. - [scoffs]
Okay, how shall we do this?
Is everyone as nervous as I am?
Okay.
[suspenseful music playing]
[knocking on door]
[Polly gasps]
[door creaks]
This is not what I was expecting.
I don't know what I expected.
At least we're here.
I don't know about this.
Should we make a plan first? You know, like the heist kind of a thing?
Uh, we already opened the door. I think we're in it.
[Rory] This can't be it.
Fish said it was it.
[Rory] Yeah, but come on.
There's, like, nothing here. It's just, like, a big, empty church.
[echoing]
[Lowell] I think it is an empty church.
Wow, attendance is really down.
Maybe people don't know it's this close to Christmas.
I thought you said Santa lived here.
He might be.
I just want to be warm again.
I just want to be a bird.
I just want my nose and the naughty list.
I want to get off the naughty list.
Uh, okay. Nothing here.
Let's try this again.
Huh. Nothing here, either.
Okay, last stop.
- One... - Two...
Three.
Go!
Hello?
- Hello. - Hello.
This is a private residence. Can I help you?
Uh, we're looking for Santa Claus.
Sorry, I guess we're in the wrong place.
- Oh, you mean Saint Nicholas. - Maybe.
Nice list, naughty list. Gives gifts away at Christmas time.
He is a man of many legends.
So is he here?
Nope. Just me.
When will he be back?
[chuckles]
I don't know, but you're the ones breaking and entering.
So please, make yourself at home.
Oh, by the way, is this a hostage situation? Should I make a ransom note?
- What do you need? - Where is he?
Last I heard, he was in Rome.
Rome?
Yeah, but that was about a year ago.
But then again, he didn't call me by the phone.
Of course, he couldn't because it's 325 A.D.,
and I'm not his secretary. So, yeah, I think it was definitely Rome.
Well, awesome. None of us get what we came for. This is perfect.
What are we supposed to do now?
[chuckles]
I don't know. Am I supposed to know?
Am I everybody's secretary today?
It can't just end like this. We'll never get a sequel.
There has to be a reason that we're here.
Or should we go try to find him?
How would you?
I don't know. The fish?
How would a fish know anything outside of their stream?
Wait. All the stuff we've been through, the blizzards, the pine,
the scent of beta-carotene, the wolves,
the basically surviving the impossible just to get here?
Just to find out there's no way to get off the list?
- We're just doomed? - You're not doomed.
Yeah, we are. We ruined the festival.
Oh, ruined the festival, huh?
- Yeah, that's pretty tough. - Yeah.
You could probably never go back and apologize for that.
You don't know these people. They're filthy animals.
I think you are here for a reason.
Yeah, so we can see how wrong we were about everything.
Maybe. Do you know the real St. Nicholas?
The real man the legend is based on?
Naughty and nice list, presents, stockings,
people losing their Christianity
fighting over parking spots just to get into the mall
to see the big guy?
Uh, presents, reindeer, sleigh, milk and cookies.
- Did I mention presents already? - Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down.
That's what it turned into. The real man is quite something.
St. Nicholas grew up in a wealthy, loving home
until he lost his world when his parents died.
Despite his inherited wealth, he only wanted to serve.
There's a famous story of him hearing of a man who was very poor.
[hopeful music playing]
Now, the man had three daughters.
Nicholas knew the man had no choice
but to sell his daughters as servants
so they would have food and shelter.
He knew what it was like to lose the ones you love,
and he couldn't let it be.
[poignant music playing]
Without making a sound, he waited and waited until they were long asleep.
He wanted the man to have dignity,
and he wanted no honor for himself.
The next morning, the man knew his prayers were answered.
Nicholas liked being the answer,
so much so that he would go to the man's house again the next night.
Being the answer to a real-life prayer to someone in real-life need
moved him to help again the third night.
But on the third night, he was found out.
He did not want honor for himself, so he ran.
But you can't outrun a grateful heart.
St. Nicholas explained to the man
he was only passing along what God had given to him.
He had finally found his calling.
He would use his wealth, his intellect, his youth, his strength
to be a real solution for those who needed it.
His legend grew throughout the years,
and he did keep a list, but not of naughty or nice people,
but of people in need.
As he grew in stature, he was called upon
to help settle a debate started by a heretic.
The man, spreading lies, spoke and spoke,
and the people became very angry.
St. Nicholas was a man of action,
and he struck the heretic thinking he was doing right, but he was wrong.
And the people who once revered him were so disappointed.
The emperor demanded he be thrown into prison,
and there, he had the time to stop and think about his actions.
Finally, he repented and was granted the opportunity to apologize.
And even though he tried to do the right thing,
he had to accept the consequences.
He was kicked off the council and never allowed to return.
You see, but ultimately, forgiveness doesn't depend on other people.
Forgiveness truly comes from our Creator.
I suppose we're all on the naughty list
if you want to put it in those terms.
Including him.
But he's out there somewhere carrying on his work.
So how do we get on the nice list?
You don't. There are no lists.
Personally, it sounds made up to me.
What you need to do is get on the forgiven list.
No! No! No!
[Rory] What are you doing, pal?
This is not how this goes.
We're supposed to be off the naughty list.
- But there is no list. - Yes, there is.
Maybe not from Santa or St. Nicholas or whoever that is.
But the town has one, and we're on it.
- It's made up. - It's made up, but it's real.
Now it's impossible to get back home,
and after all we've done, after all the work we've put into this,
- and there's nothing? No list? - You were right from the start.
We just need to go back, and then--
We can't just do that.
It'll never put things back the way they were if we just apologize.
Do we want to put things back the way they were?
So they just make up a list, we get put on it,
then we have to go back and ask them for forgiveness?
- How does that make sense? - It doesn't make sense.
But it does make sense.
I guess we just gotta deal with it, you know?
Them putting that list onto us, really.
No, I can't.
- Sure you can! - No, I mean I won't.
You can't stay out here forever. You'll be lost and all alone.
But a light is waiting to carry us home, man.
Everywhere you look.
That's the lyrics to Full House.
Well, they're true. Don't go that way, you know?
I can't go with you anymore. This is as far as I go.
Lowell, what are you doing? You're not going full snowman, are you?
Lowell, Lowell!
No! I'll show you it can be done!
Lowell, it can be true!
What's going on?
He went full snowman on us!
What does that mean?
Look at him! He's just... He's checked out!
He's just a snowy snowman of snow.
[howling]
- Huh? - What was that?
They need our help.
What can we do to help?
We have to get back and apologize
before the festival is over and everyone leaves.
So we have to carry Lowell so that he can see that it'll work.
But he has already gone full snowman.
We have to try.
[creaks then crashes]
Hmm. So they made it there.
And now they're headed back here?
[scoffs] We'll see about that.
Good work, buddy.
[jovial music playing]
[grunts] We have to go around!
There's no time! We can't go around!
We have to do this crazy jump!
I sure hope there's no wolves down there!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
[screaming]
Dang, there is wolves down there!
Merry Christmas!
[tailless wolf] That's them! Get them!
Get up there. Get his arm, Tony! Yeah!
Hey, give that back!
[chuckles]
Got your arm. Got your arm.
Chomp.
I got your back.
Oh!
Sorry, Champ!
Champ, I'm falling!
[grunting]
Okay, good job, buddy.
[dog] Hey, bros, what's going on back there?
[grunting]
Yes!
[dog] Ooh! Ouch. Why are we going backwards?
[Rory] We're going to hit the jump backwards.
Everybody, hold on!
Maybe try the swim move?
[dogs] Reverse! Reverse! Backward jumps! Yes!
[Mindy] Oh, no! I'm not a bird!
[upbeat rock music playing]
We've never been back here before.
This is weird, but I love it!
Mush!
Guess we're pulling the sled now.
[growling]
Get these wolves off of us!
Whoa!
Champ, you're choking me again!
Huh?
Let him go or you'll fall, Champ!
Let him go! You're slipping!
I'm going to drop both of you!
Oh. I guess that's not so bad.
[panting]
I'm hungry too.
Now?
Now.
Not if you have anything to say about it, Sneaky Doug.
Okay.
[rumbling]
Grow, Sneaky Doug, grow! Show them what you're made of!
Which is also what they're made of.
But grow, grow!
There it is!
Well, hey, guys.
Sneaky Doug, what are you doing? You almost killed us!
Well, maybe I should get lost, huh?
We're trying to get back in to apologize and make things right.
You're never getting back in here while you're still on the naughty list.
You're all on the naughty list!
[cackling]
He doesn't get to make up who's on what list!
Sneaky Doug, don't be pathetic, you pile of snow!
Destroy them, and I'll take you off the naughty list!
Sneaky Doug, there is no naughty list!
And that guy doesn't control it!
Well, then, I think I'll just destroy you all.
Sneaky Doug, no! Not me--
Very naughty! [voice fading]
[ominous music playing]
Ooh! That log almost destroyed our whole booth.
[dramatic music playing]
- Sneaky Doug, you're angry! - Well, yeah.
[yells]
[whimpering]
Sneaky Doug, you feel ignored and disregarded!
Well, yeah.
He stopped him! Holy cow!
And you don't want others to think you're on the naughty list!
Well, yeah.
The naughty list! Come on, everybody! Naughty list!
[Rory] I've got news for you and everyone here!
- We went to Santa's place to steal the naughty list! - [all gasp]
We broke in, according to our plan, and there was no naughty list!
[all gasp]
But if there was a naughty list, I should be on it.
[all gasp]
I ruined your festival in many ways, and I just want to say that I'm...
[groans] Oh, give me a second.
That I'm-- [retches]
- That I'm... - Just do it.
I'm sorry!
[all gasp]
Don't fall for this.
He just wants his job back so he can insult us more.
St. Nicholas wasn't keeping a list on me.
He was--
He did what was wrong too and was looking to be forgiven himself.
Then St. Nicholas spent his life helping others.
And some of us really need to probably get help also, like, professional help.
You're obviously severely depressed, your anxiety is off the charts,
and your anger is turning you into a monster!
Is that what you want to be, Sneaky Doug? A monster?
Mm...
Uh... Uh!
[yells]
You're in for it now. Cone de neige attack!
- Snow cone! - Go get him! Yes!
Go and sweep! And get a flush nose on him!
Good job, skip! Let it go all the way!
Come on, send in the skijoring team,
and don't hit the ski jump backwards!
[Fox] Don't worry, coach, I won't!
Lunge, parry, riposte, thrust! Yes, perfect!
Ski dance your way to victory!
[Fox] Don't go backwards! Don't go backwards! Don't go backwards!
Whee! [screams]
Ha-ha!
Come on, this isn't working!
What should we do? Should we throw more snow cones?
[yelling]
All right, Sneaky Doug!
- [yells] - Huh?
Oh!
- What did you do to me? - [rumbling]
What... What happened? What does this mean?
It means you're a snowman now, buddy.
Well, no one's ever done anything like this for me before.
Well, maybe every pile of snow just needs a little help becoming a snowman.
Naughty list! Naughty list!
Oh, stop it, Frank. Everyone's had just about enough.
We can't just let them back in. They're on the list!
Very naughty!
Let's go build that bridge back, eh?
Wow, I've never heard Rory apologize before.
Oh, you're back.
Good to have you back, buddy.
I can't believe you made it back.
Looks like you didn't get what you wanted, but instead found out what you need.
I really thought you would get eaten out there, so good work.
My buttons!
[jaunty music playing]
There you have it, folks, a Christmas adventure about mental health and forgiveness.
I hope you find yourself in the story.
Was this a real story?
Why, little guy, St. Nicholas was really real.
And the rest of it, it's as real as you and I.
Okay.
Merry Christmas, everyone!
[triumphant music playing]
[upbeat music playing]
Ah, the team is finally coming together.
The curling rock is my favorite part and the sweeping.
I mean, look at me, as giddy as a schoolgirl.
Oh, I won't have this much fun again
until Bing Crosby tap dances with Danny Kaye.
Up next, we have ski dancing.
[upbeat synth music playing]
Ski dancing. Oh, I love ski dancing.
[peaceful music playing]
[orchestral music playing]
好的，大家， 開始了。你們準備好了嗎？ 好吧。
還有一個一，一個二，還有一個......
不，不，不。夥計們，夥計們，夥計們。
太悲傷了。 我們稍後會討論這個問題。
給我一些東西 這就是更多介紹。
- 嗯，嘿， 男孩和女孩。 - 你好。
今天，我們正式開始 N-冰雪節。得到它？
我們都知道，每年， 聖誕老公公為大家帶來禮物 好名單上的每個人。
如果你在 淘氣清單，
這對你來說不太好， 因為你可能 應得的。
鼓手知道 我在說什麼。
- 你想聽 冒險故事？ - 是的。
- 一個關於危險、熊的故事， 還有狼和雪人？ - 是的。
還有人格障礙， 以及憂鬱、焦慮， 和自戀？
什麼？
嗯，你來了 到正確的地方，
一切都開始了 和幾個雪人。
這是最好的樂團嗎 我們能想出什麼辦法嗎？
我相信他們會擊中 最終得到正確的音符。
哦，是啊！ 你準備好這樣做了嗎，老兄？
讓我們一起搖滾這個 N-Ice Festival 吧。
即使我們必須 有點意思嗎？
呃...
如果我們衹是 稍微烤一下？
哦，你是說像我爸爸那樣？
森林裡最好的木棍。 我們這裡有木棍。 我們有大木棍。
天哪，你可以獲得這些 任何地方。
哦哦，我想要三個 沒有樹皮的柳樹。
它們確實生長在樹上。
聖誕節到了！
我們會看到一些 最好的運動員
在整個範圍內， 非常狹窄的部份 世界的這個地區，
你曾經見過的。
洛威爾，我們首先要做什麼？
首先，我們有滑雪的福克斯。 我們走吧，狐狸。
人群已準備就緒 為了一些壯觀的事。
或者崩潰。 看到這一點也很有趣。
啊，別聽那傢夥胡言亂語。 衹要記住你的訓練就可以了。
別擔心，教練。我不會。
慣於？到哪些部份？
哦，孩子。這位天才 正在向後下降。
大膽選擇。
他正在加快速度。
現在我們已經昇空了。
甜蜜的舉動！
- 滑雪板飛起來！ - 天哪！
你見過什麼嗎 就像之前那樣，洛威爾， 在你的一生中？
整個冬天，羅裡，從來沒有， 我見過這麼神奇的嗎 運動能力的展現。
耦合 完全無能。
我們會看到這樣的事情嗎 再次在我們的一生中？
哦，我當然希望如此。
- 接下來怎麼辦？ - 花式滑冰.
我衹能說， 他們最好是善良的。
是的，這不好。
這似乎是個頑皮的 或不錯的清單，
或者他的妻子給了他 之前列了很長的購物清單 他今天離開了家。
是的，我很擔心 關於柵欄。 我們來跟他確認一下吧。
哦！他倒下了。
哦，結果是這樣 非常危險。
接下來怎麼辦？
衛冕冠軍 回來捍衛他的頭銜。
那麼，我的意思是，他是什麼？ 他像一個人嗎？一個玩具？ 某種動物？
沒有人知道， 衹不過他是冠軍。
他們出發了。
除了冠軍之外的所有人。
看起來像 冠軍窒息了。 哦，冠軍哽咽了。
是的，看起來像 他有問題 繼續前進。
這是怎麼回事？
呃，好吧，我什至不能 有了這個。滑雪舞蹈。
看，這有點讓你 欣賞花式滑冰 以前的雪貂，嗯？
沒那麼糟糕，
好吧，對你們來說 試著打哈欠， 這是為你表演的。
你們為什麼不回家？
嗯，祝愿 我可以在那裡，夥伴，
但我們必須留在這裡 並看著你的瘋狂 小運動。
至少這件事終於結束了。
呃，啊，也許不是。還有一個嗎？
還有兩個？眞正製作 在這裡吃一頓飯吧？
好吧，三個完成， 太多了！
啊!不，呃呃。 你最好嫑。
你最好別再這樣做了。
呃呃。
哦！好吧，我有過 就這些就足夠了。
我需要休息一下雪錐。
嗯，對不起。你認為 你可以調低一點嗎？
聖牛， 別這樣偷偷靠近我們 你這個狡猾的小雪貂。
衹是我覺得 你讓大家心煩意亂
你是多麼的不友善。
- 哇哦，哇哦。 - 哇，夥計。
這眞是個十足的指責 圍繞這些部份，夥計。
是啊，放鬆點。 我們衹是在做我們的工作。
我們公平對待每個人。
看，如果你的運動 很荒謬， 我們必須開玩笑。
我的意思是，看它。 接下來是冰壺隊。
我們無法與自己共存 如果我們不敲門 那些愚蠢的驢子下降了一個檔次。
看？就是這樣 我說的是。
這不太好 稱他們為驢子。
是的，好吧，你不是 非常樂意打擾我們 在我們的雪錐休息期間。
那你為什麼不去尋找 一隻狼然後被吃掉？
是啊，好吧， 你會吃掉一隻狼。
- 不太好！ - 我說吃掉吧，先生。
嗯嗯，非常調皮。
- 兩個一號！ - 兩個一號即將到來。
兩個一號，夥計們！
呃，嘿，羅裡， 你不認為我們是 你知道嗎，太用力了？
不，夥計。 就像你說的， 人們愛我們。
嘿嘿，好了，不說了。 這對我來說已經足夠了，夥計。
我們已經擁有了美好的生活 一份很棒的工作， 我們周圍有很棒的人。
一旦我拿到雪錐， 我已經準備好了，兄弟。
是的，一帆風順 從現在開始。
好吧，夥計。 我感覺你就像是 你知道，預示著。
- 你是什麼意思？ - 放鬆這一切 「一切都很棒，
生活很美好，我們一無所有 學習”業務。
-我沒說 我們沒有什麼好學的。 - 你確定嗎？
我以為你說「美好的生活， 幹得好， 沒什麼好學的。
- 不。 - 不？
我在哪裡—— 嗯，有人說過了。
我不想...
好吧，現在聽起來像 你在給我們安排 為了某種教訓，
但我不認為 我們有任何東西要學。
哦，不，等下。 我當時就這麼說了。 看我預告。
這是你的 cone de neige。
聽著，洛威爾。
你讓我很尷尬 當著所有這些人的面。
我不需要學習任何東西。 我很好。
為什麼今天會這樣 在所有的日子裡，人們都是 告訴我該怎麼做？
如果有什麼事情 你需要學習， 做我的客人吧。
學學吧朋友 但別讓我參與其中。
所以我要採取 我的雪錐走吧，
我會見到你 回到展位。
你朋友的 有點自戀，是嗎？
天哪，我不知道。
有很多主題 現在。
我衹是不確定 拉哪根線。
那好吧， 我們會看發生什麼。
那就好吧。
黃色雪錐。 唯一的黃雪 你應該吃。
好吧， 我們在這裡得到了什麼？冰壺？
把你的蹄子、爪子， 並黏在一起進行捲曲！ 人們，他們眞的很努力。
這不是同類相食吧？
眞正的勝利在這裡 這是分類的 作為一項運動
而不僅僅是一項需要保留的活動 孩子們被佔領。
沒有人笑。 克服自己吧，人們。 這衹是一個笑話。
嘿，說到， 你知道其中的差別嗎
在駝鹿、馴鹿之間， 馴鹿和麋鹿？
不。
- 好的。 - 是的。
好吧，無論如何，冰壺。 冰壺眞是太令人興奮了。
你有東西 陷入其他事情。
有人在擦冰 用長砂紙拖把 和一個滑動的傢夥。
您還能要求什麼？
嗯，又一個黃色的雪錐。
停在檸檬水店 黃色雪錐展位 並要求一號。
又一輪 冰沙狐球
飾演駝鹿奶奶 將其推下冰面。
天哪，這看起來很痛苦。
他開始弓箭步。
菠蘿倒扣蛋糕。
進入側角木板。
他眞的很炸 他的核心就在那一個。
- 臥舖。 - 打手。
拖鞋。 並親吻寶寶晚安。
如此溫柔。
擦-a-dub-dub， 接下來的兩個開始擦洗。
天哪，他們看起來就像 試著排出腎結石。
而現在 致命一擊。
大家都看 屏住呼吸。
好吧，夥計們，就這樣了 又度過了一天的冰壺比賽， 我猜。
那隻是第一輪。
什麼？多少輪 我們有嗎？
- 十。 - 十個？
我們必須留意這些雅虎 再做十次？
九。
- 九次？ - 九次。
為什麼？
我們已經知道 誰將是失敗者。
所有必須觀看此內容的人。
我們不能加一些東西嗎 那裡很有趣, 像劍戰一樣？
我很想看這些驢子 互相劍鬥。
別那樣瞪著我。
拿起你的swiffers 並互相劍鬥。
哦，他們會這麼做嗎？ 哇，沒想到會這樣。
哦，不，不，不，不是我們。 劍鬥 彼此，都是天才。
你在幹什麼？ 這不是監管。
呃，我想我們是時候了 走吧，夥計。
呃，非常愛所有的粉絲。 很高興我們能招待您。 讓她輕鬆一點。
別忘了 你的檸檬水雪糕筒，
最黃的雪 你會想要的。
並停下來 無樹皮柳攤位。 我聽說他們很棒。
啊？
呵呵。
好吧，也許你想要 說出這一切 就在我們面前，霍瑟。
我不知道我是否想要 當著你的面說出來。
你麋鹿更大 當你們離得這麼近的時候。
- 呃，駝鹿。 - 什麼東西？
關於我們看起來都一樣的問題。
我的意思是，來吧。
或有多愚蠢 我們所有的運動都是，是嗎？
或者也許你想侮辱 我們的智力更多，
衹是因為我們不知道 我們要下降 向後跳臺滑雪。
你們都是惡霸。
你和你的小暴民 是那些身體力行的人。 你們就是惡霸。
不，我們不是。 你們是惡霸。 惡霸，惡霸，惡霸。
- 從我面前退開，小貓。 - 嘿，不酷！
- 哦，你想跳舞嗎，糖梅？ - 哦，是嗎？我們來跳舞吧。
讓我們跳舞吧！
喜歡嗎？
嘿嘿嘿！讓我走吧！
你們 都具有欺騙性的強大。
頑皮名單！頑皮名單！ 頑皮名單！
我的意思是，誰架起一座橋樑 但在冰上呢？
頑皮名單！頑皮名單！
把你的手從我的按鈕上拿開！
冷靜點，不！不是他的鼻子！
來吧，有點禮儀。 使用叉！
羅裡.羅裡.醒來吧。
羅裡，羅裡。羅裡，醒醒吧，老兄。
- 洛威爾。洛威爾，是你嗎？ - 是的，是我，夥計。
哦，謝天謝地。
你已經睡著了 很長一段時間了，朋友。
哦，我有 一個可怕的夢，洛威爾。
現在沒關係了，夥計。
我們被迫看卡通 做荒謬的冬季運動 在一個節日
過度迷戀 並雙關語聖誕老人的美好清單，
然後我們就 被指控為 在聖誕老人的頑皮名單上。
我知道這聽起來很瘋狂 然後所有這些 愚蠢的運動員
把我們趕出了我們的社區 我們所愛的，
他們崇拜我們 為了我們的魅力和智慧
和好看的外表 和卓越的智力。
他們衹是把我們趕了出去 像垃圾一樣。
哦，眞是一種解脫。
嗯，你是 現在好了，夥計。
- 在野外。 - 在野外？
我不能在野外。 我是一隻室內寵物。 我被馴化了。
- 怎麼了，老兄？ - 不，不，這不會發生。
我不知道。 你知道， 這裡眞好。
大量新鮮空氣。
那裡有無皮柳樹 到處。 那東西很貴。
為什麼一切都 聞起來有那麼奇怪嗎？
比如，少吃胡蘿蔔。 我不明白。
哦，好吧，他們保護了我們的鼻子， 但我用這些替換了它們。
啊？啊！
太酷了，夥計。 這是無皮柳樹。
不！我無法處理這個！
哦，嘿！
停止你的腹痛 並站起來。
但我不應該在這裡。
掉進去。
我？我？
你想要我 也站在那裡嗎？ 站在他這邊？
善良仁慈， 活著的緣故，你很柔軟。
嘿，你不能用身體羞辱他 在一部兒童電影中。
你會咆哮嗎 我們所說的一切？
我一直以為是狼獾 會更高。
你在淘氣名單上。 習慣了， 你這個粗心的雪人。
如果你想在這裡生存下去 你必須找到 最大的步行，
說話的駝鹿之子 並挑起一場戰鬥。
- 啊？ - 為什麼？
嗯嗯嗯。
所以這些骯髒的動物 就會知道你是不是老鼠 或一個男人。
不管如何，夥計。我們走吧，洛威爾。
好的， 我們要怎麼回來？
回來的路 不是回來的路。
這並不使 任何意義。
你也許會回去， 但你不會再回去了。
不和那些人在一起， 不與淘氣名單 懸在你身上。
為什麼？誰說的？誰?
誰說 我們在淘氣名單上嗎？
那個小東西有什麼作用 雪貂臉雪貂會說 並決定？
如果你被丟到這裡 這是因為這是官方的，朋友。
而且衹有一個人 誰可以為你改變它。
哦，我知道這個。 聖誕老人。
哈!
哄笑！讓我休息一下 與聖誕老人的所有談話。
我們怎麼辦，呃...
你偷了淘氣名單。
- 偷淘氣名單？ - 偷淘氣名單？
你們兩個聽到了嗎 這聽起來多麼愚蠢？ “偷淘氣名單。”
這就像慢跑和 同時呼吸。
你會做一些淘氣的事情 擺脫頑皮的名單。
坦白說， 我很不舒服
有多少「淘氣」這個詞 被丟來丟去。
我們不是一群足球媽媽 十一點卅分以後在外面待著
史汀演唱會結束後 在一個學校的晚上。
你是個頑皮的人， 你不是嗎？
- 我們走吧，洛威爾。 - 沿著結冰的河流走。
小心狼群 並且嫑弄濕！
- 洛厄爾！ - 好的，稍後見。
那一拳很痛。 我差點失去了一個按鈕。
然後他們出發了 在他們的旅程中 去得到他們想要的東西，
但會發現 他們需要什麼。
祝你好運 你的《綠野仙蹤》抄襲 以及隨後的訴訟。
羅裡，等下。 你要去哪裡？ 你確定這是一條路嗎？
- 我不知道，夥計。 - 那麼，我們在做什麼？
我們要走嗎 得到淘氣名單嗎？ 我們在做什麼？
還這樣嗎？ 這是最瘋狂的事情 我一整天都聽到
我還觀賞了滑雪舞蹈。 滑雪跳舞！
我喜歡滑雪跳舞。
沒有。我們不是 也這樣做。
什麼？
放在一起 綠野仙蹤 不合適的集合
並且艱難地走過 冰冷的荒野
對抗“聖誕老人” 並竊取淘氣名單。
我寧願給一隻貓施洗。
好吧，也許我們不會偷它。
也許我們衹是問 被脫掉。
- 我喜歡這個主意。 - 不。
我們要遊行 就回到那裡
並要求我們収回鼻子 並要求我們恢復原職。
我已經嘗試過了。
頑皮名單！ 頑皮名單！
它並沒有眞正起作用。
我們還能如何得到 我們的鼻子向後，對吧？
種胡蘿蔔？在這種氣候下？
誰關心我們的鼻子？
誰在乎？
如果我沒有鼻子 我是什麼啊？ 你是做什麼的？
衹是一堆雪。 就像那個傢夥。
嘿，夥計們，我也可以來嗎？
- 滾開吧，鬼鬼祟祟的道格。 - 好的。
羅裡，我們必須做 不同的東西。
今天是平安夜。
所以這意味著我們衹有 兩天後就可以脫離名單了
不然我們就被困在這裡了 再過一年。
我們買不起 一遍又一遍地丟出去 並嘗試返回。
我們需要下來 這條結冰的河。
好的。好的。你知道嗎？
我心裡有一半 沿著這條結冰的河流， 竊取該列表，
把它帶回 那個沾沾自喜的節日，
並眞正把它揉進去 他們所有的自鳴得意的面孔，夥計。
- 我也可以來嗎？ - 當然。
我從心底裡， 我眞的不在乎
如果你正在走路 朝同一個方向 我們正在步行。
我說越多越好。
我的意思是，當然，天氣很冷 我們迷路了，
但至少沒有 一個壞人向我們開槍
或是狼群，或是暴風雪， 或雪崩 或類似的東西。
所以這就是交易。
你把他們拒之門外， 我會讓你進來的。
你不必是 不再是野外的野獸了。
交易？
所有你需要做的 這些驢子被絆倒了 直到聖誕節那天。
放慢他們的速度。 讓他們互相攻擊。
這會很容易。
尤其是作為 驢群 不斷添加更多的驢子。
驢越多越好。
好吧，他們出來了，夥計們， 然後他們就走了，
去偷淘氣名單 或從頑皮名單中刪除。
好主意嗎？我們拭目以待。 壞主意？大概。
但這就是有趣的部份 不是嗎，孩子們？
我的意思是，他們所要做的就是 沿著結冰的河流走。
小菜一碟。
- 不！ - 什麼？
有，比如， 有一千條路要走。
我跟你打賭什麼都行 那隻狼獾欺騙了我們。
金鋼狼！
那是什麼？
不可能是他。
- 我認為這是冠軍。 - 他很瘦。
呃，你還在嗎？
誰是冠軍？
最快的滑冰運動員 你曾經見過。
哦，是的， 不是那個被噎到的傢夥嗎 更早到達起跑線？
他是窒息冠軍。
- 窒息冠軍，我說得對嗎？ - 開始了。
你一定會喜歡這個的 麝香牛.
他什麼也沒做。
他剛剛抬起頭來 在正確的地方。
和...
他會滑冰 向後還好。 為什麼他不能往前走呢？
天哪，這太搞笑了。
你見過某人嗎 窒息得這麼厲害嗎？
我告訴你，洛威爾。
洛厄爾。
洛厄爾！
取得你的無皮柳樹 回到這裡。你在幹什麼？
呃，冠軍先生？你好？ 對不起，錢普先生？
一切都好嗎？ 我們看到你一個人在這裡。
抱歉，我不明白。
嘿，朋友。所以我們迷路了。
你會碰巧知道嗎 那個地方，呃...
你知道嗎，聖誕老公公是？
你知道嗎 是哪個方向？
因為有，比如， 我們可以走一千條路。
我們不知道 它朝哪個方向走，所以...
好的。
那麼，你能不能， 就像，給我們指出右邊 我們該往哪裡走？
謝謝。好吧，幫派。 我們回來了。我們走吧。
羅裡，堅持住。
嘿，夥計。我認為 我們應該邀請他一起去。
為什麼？我們現在知道路了。
嗯，我認為他需要 和我們做的一樣。
唔。這實際上很棒。 我們可能會再次需要他。 他就像一張地圖。
喲，冠軍先生。
所以我們在想 你應該跟我們一起去。
看起來好像 你有問題。
如果你在這兒， 那一定意味著 你在淘氣名單上。
不，你不想來， 或者不，你不是 在淘氣名單上？
哦好的。好吧，無論哪種方式， 看來你遇到麻煩 繼續前進。
現在，不喜歡， 聖誕老公公實現願望嗎？
所以我想如果你跟我們一起去 幫助我們找到方向，
那麼聖誕老公公就能提供協助 你解決了你的問題。
- 聖誕老公公實現願望？ - 是的，每個人都知道。
那麼，冠軍，你說什麼？ 想跟我們一起去嗎？
我以為他衹是送禮物。
你要求東西， 他把它們給你。
願望成眞。
- 比如，什麼？ - 是的，就像，任何東西。
那麼，你說呢？
好吧，好吧， 衹是向後滑行。
看來你做得還不錯。
回去的路是往回走 或類似的東西。
這是狼獾 告訴我們。
所以，就像， 這個如願以償的事情，
他能讓我們像一隻鳥嗎 或類似的東西——
僅舉個例子， 我不想變成一隻小鳥 但他可以嗎？
當然。他就像把我們 在頑皮名單上，
所以，好像他可以做 各種瘋狂的東西。
- 如果，好吧，我不是一頭牛。 - 是的，但是你--
- 嘿，那是什麼？ - 什麼？
在樹林外， 我以為我聽到了什麼。
它可能是外面的任何東西。
是的，我想 也許這沒什麼。
或者可能是斧頭殺人犯。
哎呀，拿走吧 下降了一個檔次，怪人。
可能衹是一個橡子。
盡量嫑擔心，朋友， 無論如何，天太黑了，看不見。
他們可能會看到我們， 雖然因為火災。
我看到了一些眼睛。
- 在哪裡？ - 在那裡。在樹林裡。
斧頭兇手的眼睛。
什麼？
我什麼也沒看到。
你好？
哈！
好的，這開始了 讓我有點害怕。
我們該做什麼？ 我們應該跑嗎？
好吧，肯定聽過。
眼睛！
如果我們不動的話 他們不會看到我們。
如果它發現我們不是威脅 也許它會離開。
好計劃。
好吧，大家， 嫑動一動肌肉。
甚至嫑呼吸。
特別不說話。
好的。
這非常重要 我們不說話。
如果我們說話，它可能會攻擊我們。
我們所有人都應該 集體不說話。
我們同意保留 所有非必要的閒聊 到絕對最低限度。
同意嗎？
明迪，你同意嗎？
是的。
羅裡，你同意嗎？
呃，你說太多了 現在。
羅裡，拜託， 仔細選擇你的措辭 盡可能少用單字。
我們使用的每一個字 可能是我們最後一次。
所以這是有道理的 你應該努力使用
最低金額 簡潔地...的話。
所以這是有道理的 你應該努力使用
簡潔的最小金額 與小組溝通。
這樣有道理嗎？
呃，是的。
現在，您是否同意使用 最少的字數
這樣我們就可以 保持安全並活著 在這不確定的困境中，
但仍能溝通 與彼此？
呃……我要採取行動了。
- 啊？ - 我要去爭取。
不。
開始了。
準備好了嗎，洛威爾？
不。
準備好了嗎，明迪？
呃，不。
冠軍？
一、二…
怎麼了？
我很困惑。
我想我把自己融化了。
現在我眞的很困惑。
- 離開這裡。 - 對不起，小熊？
衹是－－離開這裡。
因為衹要我一暖和起來， 我衹是要——
我要吃了你。
我當然冷了。
- 等下，你能理解他嗎？ - 哦，是的，他正在簽名。
哦，我的甘道夫，滑冰運動員 無法向前滑行，
麝香牛顯然會 寧願做一隻鳥， 現在北極熊很冷。
- 你沒有鯨脂嗎？ - 是的，我有鯨脂，那又如何？
- 這麼瘦。 - 迷路。
因為我衹想 獨自一人。
- 你還好嗎？ - 我很好。
現在走吧， 不然我想我會吃掉你。
你知道，我們是由雪製成的， 就這樣 讓你更冷。
- 為什麼不跟我們一起去？ - 不。
你要去哪裡？
我們要去見聖誕老人 並竊取淘氣名單。
沒有。我不需要 那樣幫忙。
但我也不想要 保持這種感覺。
你來這裡多久了？
我不想當一隻鳥？
我想她可能有憂鬱癥。
是的，她絕對是 卑鄙又可怕，
所以她一定會 派上用場
到了面對聖誕老人的時候 並拿走這份清單。
我喜歡這樣的發展方向。 讓我們這樣做吧。
好的，北極熊小姐。
- 波莉。 - 波莉，對。
我們希望你和我們一起去， 幫助我們竊取頑皮名單，
那麼你，拉里•伯德在這裡， 和倒帶 可以實現你的願望，
所以你不是 一群神經病了。
聽起來不錯嗎？ 我覺得聽起來不錯。
好吧，大家，太棒了。 偉大的計劃。我們走吧。
我不想變成一隻小鳥
但也許其中之一 瘦女孩， 像一頭牛或一頭駝鹿。
我想你會感到驚訝。 近距離看它們相當大。
我想我會 在這裡躺了幾天。
好吧，如果你躺在這裡， 火將會熄滅，
然後你又會感到寒冷， 一切都不會改變。
很酷的故事，兄弟。
但如果你站起來 現在就跟我們一起來吧，
你就會讓血液流動起來 聞到剛割下的雪的味道。
你可以幫助冠軍 和他的翻譯。
你怎麼知道我不會吃你？
你怎麼知道 我們不會吃你嗎？
我想我們衹是要去 必須互相信任。
- 我們可以每天晚上生火嗎？ - 你敢打賭，北極熊。
但衹是倒退托尼亞•哈丁 這裡知道如何生火，
所以如果你想保留火 你最好跟我們一起去。知道了？
好的。衹要給我 不過幾分鐘。
哦，不，不，不，不，不。 開始了。
明迪，也許你能幫忙？
呃，不。
但你是一頭牛。
怎麼這麼侮辱人？
我們都有 以前去過那裡。
看？
你不高興嗎 你和我們一起來的嗎？
讓我幫忙。
我眞是太棒了
你沒說 會有冰。
- 會沒事的。 - 太冷了。
看，要嘛是冰 或雪。
我的意思是，我不完全是 冰科學家，
但我很確定 它們的溫度相同。
不同的質感。
你呢 快速嘗試一下？
你知道，我們必須 在這裡取得一些進展。 我們的時間不多了。
不行，太冷了。
是一樣的。
它要么是一大塊冰 或一堆小碎片 組成雪的冰。
哦，嘿，夥計們。 怎麼了，狡猾的道格？
哦，嗨，魚。
- 鬼祟的道格？別再跟著我們了， 你這個奇怪的跟蹤者。 - 好的。
是的，我衹是想 請大家註意一下 關於那場暴風雪。
你們好嗎？
無論如何，衹是想 你們都想知道。
呃，我沒看到 任何暴風雪，朋友。
哦，還有狼 也在那裡。
嗯嗯。謝謝你，魚先生， 一切的報告 就到這裡，謝謝。
不用出汗，夥伴。
嘿，麝香牛。 註意你回到了湖邊。
不知道怎麼說，呃 但是，呃，也許嫑花錢 一隻腳有這麼多時間。
- 你知道我的意思？ - 呃，我不知道你的意思。
親愛的，這裡面沒有什麼私人的東西。 每磅僅一個點負載 平方英吋之類的東西。
也許一些，呃，雪鞋 如果你要在這冰面上。
大部份都被凍住了 但安全總比後悔好。
呃，對不起？
一切都很好，寶貝。 你是一頭牛，NBD， 大而強。
衹要小心薄冰即可。 你也是，北極熊。
重量分佈， 遊戲名稱。
暴風雪？是嗎 會變冷嗎？
哦，是的。你絕對是 會凍死的 如果你不盡快找到庇護所。
但我猜你有 一點時間。
我不會閒逛太久。 你知道我的意思？
正確。好的。可以， 稍後見。謝謝，軟碟。
沒有汗，夥計。有一點幫助嗎？ 有人踢我回來 在我的冰洞裡。
什麼？
那邊的冰洞。 就踢我回來吧 在冰洞裡。
嘿，說眞的， 小心他們的狼。
布盧普。
呃，我想我們應該 繼續前進。 波莉，我們走吧。
不，讓我來 被暴風雪覆蓋。
波莉，你必須說是 和我們一起去。
這是最溫暖的方式。
暴風雪。
是的，好吧，我從來沒有 之前聽過一條魚的建議， 我今天不會開始。
暴風雪。 外面是美好的一天， 狼都在哪裡？
嘿，狼們。
也許他們都是少年狼， 他們回頭 進入邁克爾•J•福克斯，
現在有一整包 狐狸到處亂跑。
嘿，狐狸們。
如果我們被困在這個峽谷裡 當暴風雪來臨時， 我想我們會乾杯的。
我們是冰棒，朋友。 我相信我們會沒事的 在暴風雪中。
偉大的。我們應該 現在雙倍回來 趁我們還有機會。
節日衹有 還剩幾天，
我們已經離開一天了 另一天到達那裡，
然後我們必須 雙倍時間回來，
然後表明 我們不在名單上
我們不能浪費半天時間 倒退，對吧，冠軍？
也許我們可以，比如， 在這裡建立一個避難所？
呃，和我們所有人一樣， 結合木工技能？
我們不知道該怎麼做。
另外，我們沒有許可證。 就這樣吧，親愛的。 我們走吧。
我們回去吧。
聖牛， 你們這些人沒用。
一群愛哭鬼。
好。這還不錯。 好的。嗯嗯。是的。
金鋼狼和魚， 這就像一個糟糕的笑話。
對不起，大家。
團隊，我決定了 更大的雪人 讓你們隨心所欲。
那麼讓我們回去吧 所以愛哭鬼 可以停止哭泣。
我認為我們很好 現在就過去吧。
什麼？我眞的認為 我們應該加倍努力。
衹要爬上山脊 而且，你知道， 留在那裡的邊緣。
不，我們要過去了。 你是對的。
暴風雪，來了。
呵呵。
好吧，我要去 直接和大家一起射擊。
有狼 在另一邊。
但你已經知道了。
聽著，我決定成為 更大的雪人
並帶領你 通過這些狼。
我們必須保持安靜 並迅速行動
因為我們沒有 很多時間。
為什麼你們是 超越他們？
就到處走走吧。
嗯。
冠軍，冠軍，冠軍。 不，不，不。 不，不，不。冠軍。
哦，不。
哦。
呃。
他怎麼沒有 從那件事中醒來嗎？
好吧，繼續吧。 繼續吧。
噓。睡覺， 數羊。
無論你需要做什麼， 衹是嫑醒來。
唷。我們做到了，夥計們。 沒問題。
我的尾巴！
老哥，我的尾巴怎麼了？ 我需要它來保持平衡。
哦，夥計！
哦， 你對我的尾巴做了什麼？
你會因此而被吃掉的。
抓住他們！
呃...
- 好吧，呃... - 追他們！東尼，醒醒！
睡眠慣性。
- 什麼？ - 什麼？
他們得到了午睡麵條。跑步！
開始跳繩， 托尼.他們要離開了。
托尼，你有一條完整的尾巴。 使用它。
呃……太冷了。
他們正在追趕我們。
被一群狼追趕 在暴風雪中。
情況不能變得更糟了！
雪崩！
我們永遠不會 超越這一切。
當雪崩來襲時， 嘗試保持領先地位 並做游泳動作。
是的，做個游泳動作。
峽谷就在前方。 我們能做到！
我們必須把所有人都拉出來。
嘿，我有東西！
我有一個溜冰鞋。
對不起，冠軍。
至少我們沒有 砍掉你的尾巴。
我認為是 冰釣小屋
或至少聞起來像一種。
好的，你幫他找到位置。
我不知道 該怎麼辦他。
我要回去休息了。
為什麼？
小問題，夥計。 你的另一隻手臂在哪裡？
哦，男孩。
好吧，讓我們開始吧 離開那裡。
不需要任何人 知道那件事發生了。
這樣更好。乾燥，快樂的寶貝。
哦。好吧，不需要任何人 也了解這一點。
快點。快點。
我得到了它。這次我明白了。 它被卡住了。
我的這個問題怎麼辦？
明迪！波莉！任何人！
聖誕老人？媽媽？
不！ 我的按鈕消失了！
洛厄爾？洛厄爾，是你嗎？
笨手笨腳的大牛。你好？你好？
狼獾！
明迪，是你嗎？
我衹想消失。
也許這就是最好的結果。
就這樣結束吧！
波莉，是你嗎？
- 洛威爾？ - 我們必須離開這裡。
你看到明迪了嗎？
- 她朝那邊飛去。 - 牽著我的手，我們得走了！
在哪裡？
有一個棚屋， 但我把圍巾弄丟了。
明迪！
好吧，我們迷路了 在這暴風雪中
我們必須得到 回到小屋 在這些狼殺死我們之前
我不知道 往哪個方向走。
我們可以跟隨嗎 冰凍的河流到小屋？
你眞是個天才！
但哪個方向 我們該走嗎？
我不知道。
我知道該怎麼做。
為什麼這麼做？
嘿大家 那裡還好嗎？
這是怎麼回事？ 看起來像那場暴風雪 追上了你。
哪個方向 是冰釣小屋嗎？
哦，你是說，腿在哪裡？ 等一下，我去查一下。
腿？
- 好吧，我找到了。 - 我不知道 你們男孩在做什麼
但你讓自己陷入了困境 你將不得不 眞的弄清楚那裡。
你將不得不 開始乾燥。
哪條路？
我告訴你什麼。 如果我起來了你看得到我嗎 在這樣的冰下？
你看到我了嗎？
我們幾乎看不見你！
涼爽的。留在我身邊， 否則你會遇到狼群 在那裡或迷路。
布盧普。
呃，魚！魚！回來！
請給他一點時間。
哦，是的，他回來了！
你在這裡看到他了嗎？
我沒有看到任何人。 我的尾巴好痛啊
你看到他們了嗎？ 你看到他們去了哪裡嗎？
他們在這裡的某個地方 在這暴風雪中。
還有其他人嗎 把他們的尾巴切掉？
衹有我？這是怎麼回事？
哦，不，更大的魚！ 當心！
魚！魚！
我不認為 這次他回來了。
不！他衹是想幫忙。
你的圍巾！
不！
這意味著它就在這裡。 某處。關閉！
來聽聽我的聲音吧！ 來聽聽我的聲音吧！ 你聽得到我嗎？
來聽聽我的聲音吧！
你聽得到我嗎？
波莉，聽從我的聲音！
狼來了！
你不會相信 我必須處理什麼 在這裡。
他還好嗎？
嗯，他還在呼吸， 但他可能是 不過是假裝。
好東西 我把洞弄大了。唔？
明迪，別動。
嘿！
明迪，把手伸給我們 我們會測量你的體重 離開冰面，
你可以把你的腳 在底板上。
嘿！我聽到你在裡面了！
等下，就待在那裡吧。
這就是我討厭做牛的原因。
我聽得到你的聲音 在那裡竊竊私語。 我聽到你們的談話了。
不，你在外面很好。
這是釣魚棚嗎 還是外屋？
啊!
現在你要打破僵局嗎？
難以置信。
狼就在那裡。
你們當中哪一個混蛋 砍我的尾巴 當我睡著的時候？
你確實砍了他的尾巴 當他睡覺的時候。
我認為他不在乎 這是一次意外。
是的，他的手臂也濕了。
好吧，我走了。再見。掰。
那個天才， 他還在外面。
這是正確的， 我還在外面。
我們卅個人也都在這裡。 對吧，夥計們？
是的。 是的。是的。
我也是。我也是。
是的，我們知道 衹有你在外面。
噓！
什麼？他進不去這裡。
你不能進入這裡， 無尾狼。
不酷，夥計。
是的，不酷。
我們對你做了什麼？
你要吃掉我們嗎？
呃，我們睡著了。 你吸取了第一滴血。
我們本來要吃你的 尾巴的事情之後。
現在說起來很容易。
是的，尤其是自從 你先把我的尾巴切掉。
邏輯不錯。 這是一個因果謬誤。
我不明白。
你正在設定一個錯誤的原因。
既然我們要吃掉你， 這意味著我們要去 吃掉你，這不是眞的。
哪一部份不眞實， 朱迪法官？ 前者還是後者？
前者的意思是首先， 後者是第二的意思。
-哦，後者。 - 明白了。
嗯，你是說 你不會吃掉我們的 但你無法證明這一點。
- 舉證責任 不在我身上。 - 為何如此？
好吧，你提出了要求。 舉證責任在你身上 不是我，夥計。
所以你打算吃掉我們。
哦，是的。你在開玩笑吧？ 你把我的尾巴切了
而你是個糟糕的辯手。
顯然不是在家自學的。
我沒有在家上學， 我要聰明一點。
愚蠢的狼。
人身攻擊。
讓我們安靜一點 直到他走開。
是的，安靜點，羅裡。
拜託， 先生，我妻子懷孕了。
我們需要幫助。
拜託，先生。拜託，先生。
我不想生孩子 在暴風雪中。
拜託， 我們需要幫助。
我們趕走了狼， 現在我們的其他孩子 正在凍結。
爸爸，爸爸，我好冷。
哦，我的羊水沒有破。
哦，不，我的羊水破了。 寶寶要來了。
是的，除非你懷孕了 與狼寶寶耶穌一起， 你不能進來。
什麼是邏輯謬誤 因為極度遲鈍？
你們都是混蛋。
啊，現在誰是人身攻擊？
很清楚 我贏得了那次交換。
不管如何，夥計。 你需要狼寶寶耶穌。
發生什麼事了？
狼，是你嗎？
他回來了 進行另一場鬥智。
我們對你做了什麼？
嫑這樣做。嫑這樣做。 嫑這樣做。
噗噗。
呃，這不會有什麼好事。
哦，那看起來不太好。
呃…
嗯，一直在進步， 不是嗎？
是的，他們衹是跌倒 直下。
是時候搬家了。
昨天，冰壺毀了人生。
今天，它將拯救生命。
感受節奏。
感受韻律。
起來吧。
這太愚蠢了。 冰壺時間到了。
好吧，大家。 一二三。
你明白了，冠軍。
冠軍，你會繼續前進。
大家小心點。 振作起來！
啊？等下。
不，不！
發生什麼事了？ 我以為河水結冰了 會繼續下去。
它在哪裡？
明顯消失了 這裡地下。
- 你帶領我們來到這裡。 - 嘿，夥計。
還有這個愚蠢的想法 來這裡並找到 頑皮的清單是你的錯。
我們衹差一錯步 以免失去家園，
我們的家庭，一切， 一切，一切！
你為什麼不 衹是把它降低一個檔次嗎？
是的，好吧，你為什麼不呢？ 離開這裡嗎？
這就是你 總是想要，對嗎？
自己一個人躺著 和生悶氣。
天哪，我病得很厲害 散步、說話、
擬人化的無賴 跟著我們。
你你你你還有你 對我來說沒用。
- 好吧，我這就去。 - 那麼走吧。
- 我走了。 - 好的。
- 這是我要離開的。 - 再見，費莉西亞。
我會寄一張明信片。
太好了，我貼一下 在我的冰箱上。
好的，我也送一塊磁鐵。
謝謝，那就是 你眞是太慷慨了。
嗯，你値得擁有。
我當然不値得 像你這樣的朋友。
哦，別低估自己。 你太棒了。
不，你太棒了。
哦，我很了不起嗎？
你眞是太了不起了 這讓我胃疼。
祝大家好運， 和你了不起的朋友。
波莉！
你做了什麼？ 她走了。就像，「消失」了。
是的，就像，很好。
畢竟她已經完成了嗎？
完畢？唯一的一個 比她更沒用的是你
如果你不數 床，向後，再往前。
- 你眞是個自戀者。 - 自戀者？
我從來沒有吸過毒。
其他人也做 甚至存在於你身邊，
或者我們衹是來當臨時演員 在你的電影裡？
你們簡直就是臨時演員 在我的電影中。
你讓我失望 以一種深刻的方式。
是的，好吧，我不在這裡 任命您。
哦，我知道。
你已經說得很清楚了 你衹是為了你自己而存在。
你可能會得到 你想要的一切 並獨自一人。
恭喜你，你是 你自己的獎勵。
啊，無論如何，夥計。
羅裡，還有其他人存在。 對你來說我們存在嗎？
我們是你的人嗎 或者我們是什麼？
我眞的很想知道。
如果我們不幫助你 得到你想要的， 我們對你來說是什麼？
我不明白，夥計。 我眞的很想要一個答案。 我們對你來說什麼都不是嗎？
你甚至 聽我說話？你好？
嫑模仿我的出路。
冠軍，我們該走哪條路？
我們現在做什麼？
他錯了。你並非一無是處。
我們不會有 到目前為止 除非我們在一起
我不認為 我們會獨自到達任何地方。
我認為老洛厄爾 可能在這裡有什麼事情。
希望團體能夠 齊心協力
並查看簡單的値 其他人的。
那麼，我們拭目以待。
那份名單不是 會偷走自己。
我不認為 我會一個人去任何地方。
呼。
唔。
不太確定 我要去哪條路 甚至現在是什麼時間。
不太確定 又如何回去。哦，男孩。
任何！我不 無論如何都需要它們。
不，也許是這樣。
有陽光的東西 和方向。
不太確定 不過，我正在尋找什麼。
你走哪條路 想一想嗎，老兄？
我不知道。
這裡的資源不多。
我們開始吧。
彈跳不會受傷 別人的一些想法。
兩個頭比一個頭好 我總是說。
- 嗯。你好。 - 嗯。你好。
哦，天哪，這是一個新的。
唔。我是一個雪人。
你是一個雪人。
我喜歡西瓜 和雞肉派。
唔。你以為你認識我？
你不認識我。
你衹是一個獨臂雪人。
你不認識我。
你什麼都不知道。
不，不是我，是你。
你什麼都不知道。
哦，我不知道？
那麼這裡是誰 與化妝者交談 雪人？
你是！
不，你是！
不管如何，夥計。
唔。
你知道怎麼回去嗎？
嗯嗯。
- 數字。 - 數字。
- 那是什麼？ - 那是什麼？
現在推。
好吧，我看到了這個問題 來到這裡，但至少 我們正式退出了。
我們如何到達邊緣
沒有我們所有人 又掉進去了？
我不知道， 但我對想法持開放態度。
如果我們都滾起來怎麼辦 於是我們面對面，
然後我們雙手合十，
然後用我們的雙手， 我們都督促自己 到邊緣？
呃，除非有人有 一個更好的主意，
讓我們試試看。
好吧，數到三， 我們都滾對了。
知道了。
好吧，鬆開手臂。
好啦，一、二、三，滾！
這更糟。
我的臉！
呃，這個過程的下一步是什麼？
手掌併攏， 現在推！
這個就差一點了 就像一塊危險的木板。
好吧，也許我們應該這樣做 再推一推我們自己 清除冰洞。
等下，什麼？
好吧，我們的 G 級就到此為止了。
- 準備好？ - 不，但我們還是走吧。
一、二、三，推！
哇哦。
哇...
嗯，這肯定更糟。
再一次。
我心裡衹剩下一個了 所以讓我們算一下。
手掌併攏。 這次用力一點。
一、二、三，推！
我們會成功的。
我們不會成功的。
哇...
這肯定更糟。
- 我滑倒了！ - 啊...
加油，明迪！
啊。啊。哦。
- 有人！ - 我來了！我接到你了！
哦，不！
我還在滑倒！
加油，明迪！ 我們都會倒下！
哦，這個更深了 比我記得的還要多！
我在下面做什麼？
布盧普。
哦，我以為你死了。
我們下面有很多人。 你的小夥伴去哪了？
他們不是我的夥伴。
我的不好。 看起來他們是朋友。
事實證明他們不是。
眞是太糟糕了。 很難找到好朋友。
是的。
不，我是認眞的。 很難找到。
大多數人都圍繞著這些部位 寧願丟下你等死。
- 耗盡你的精力 他們得到的第一個機會。 - 正確的。
看過一千遍了 是的，事情變得艱難 他們走了。
好的，我明白了。 但也許這樣更好 獨自一人。
沒有。就這樣你就被吃掉了。
讓我們說清楚。 我在這附近做飯。
百分之百，北極熊。
但有時，熊會吃掉你 有時 我猜熊會吃自己。
危險的遊戲， 你不說嗎？
這不是我最喜歡的。 我會給你那個。
很想閒逛 整天聊天，但是，夥計， 這裡正在燃燒。
給我們一推 回到冰洞裡。
你又回到正軌了。祝你好運。
布盧普。
我接到你了。
你好。 上面發生了什麼事？
哦，不。
在這裡，有人 引起我的註意並環顧四周。
我找到了回去的路 但我已經太晚了。
呃，發生了什麼事 在那兒？ 我還是什麼也看不見。
我們還在努力嗎 不跌倒嗎？
來吧，夥計。 你有什麼問題嗎？
你眞的不是 會讓我過去嗎？
唔。
這個雪人有 一張眞正的嘴在他身上。
好的。我們如何 超越這個傢夥？
好的。現在你就可以了，朋友。 我要把那隻手臂拿回來。
該死。
好的。
唔。
有趣。
唔。嗯。
嗯。
唔。
- 我來了！ - 我來了。
堅持住，大家。 羅裡來了！
不掛。
我滑倒了！
啊？
糊塗。
哦。
那太不可思議了， 扣人心弦、鼓舞人心、
你們都投入的方式 一個接一個。
感謝您的協助。 我們很高興你能來。
沒有汗水。
如果我們沒有看到這個傢夥 用棍棒手臂，
我們永遠不會見到你。
很高興能幫助你。 我們一直在奔跑。
以為我們永遠不會停止。
是的。
哦，男孩。呃...
我——你有嗎——哇。多長時間 你們跑步了嗎？
感覺就像永遠。
是的，我敢打賭確實如此。
喲，狗。嗯...
我很抱歉 做這件事的人，
但我們眞的可以搭便車。
當然。
如果老闆沒問題的話。
呃，不，不，不，不。嘿，抱歉。
雪橇犬，我們能聊聊嗎 衹有你和我， 一會兒？
當然，繼續吧。
這裡熱嗎 給其他人嗎？
你怎麼認為 他們在談論什麼？
看起來像洛威爾的 向他們通報壞消息。
你說得對。 洛威爾是一位好朋友。
呃，你在開玩笑嗎？ 你就是這樣感謝我的嗎 為了救你？
冠軍，你要走了 再次前進。
冠軍？
有人想說些什麼嗎？
羅裡，如果你是他們， 你想要什麼 接下來會發生什麼事？
我不明白。
- 想像你就是他們。 - 誰?
狗們。 想像一下你是狗。
我不是狗，我就是我。
但如果你是狗的話 你想要什麼？
哦。但我想要他們 載我們一程。
但他們想要什麼呢？
呃...
閉上你的眼睛，否則我們 要把你留在這裡。
現在想像你是一隻雪橇犬。
你想要什麼 作為雪橇犬？
呃...
努力吧，雪橇犬， 跑步、雪地、
呃，帶著五個， 除以零，
讓尾巴過河。
啊!腦子好痛啊 我不能，洛威爾。
- 繼續努力。 - 打嗝、吠叫、糊狀，我是一隻蜜蜂。
- 是的。 - 不，我是一隻狗。
- 是的。 - 雪橇犬。
現在你已經到了。
越來越近了。
嗯...
那麽？
但是如果——但是如果—— 但如果 這不是我想要的？
無論如何都要做。
嗯。
這眞是太落後了 我甚至不知道 為什麼我要這樣做。
歡迎你和我們一起來， 也許聖誕老公公會給你 你想要什麼，呃，回來，
或者，你知道，你可以走了。
我們很好。 我們已經擁有彼此了
而我們一直都是 可以自由去。
但我們希望大家都能找到 你在尋找什麼。
謝謝你的好意 和幫助。
好吧，我不知道 現在該往哪個方向走。
為什麼問 當你的問題時 已得到答覆？
聖牛。
不，聖熊。
任何。我認識路 回到結冰的河邊。
引領道路，我的孩子。
一件正確的事， 現在他是天使了。
接近了吧，幫派？
不，鬼鬼祟祟的道格，滾吧。
好吧，好吧。
當時你在哪裡， 狡猾的道格，
當我們被困住時 在那個洞裡？
好吧，嘿，夥計們，祝你好運。
好吧，我們該怎麼做呢？
大家是不是都跟我一樣緊張呢？
好的。
這不是 我所期待的。
我不知道我期待什麼。
至少我們還在這裡。
我不知道這個。
我們應該先制定一個計劃嗎？ 你知道， 比如搶劫之類的事情？
呃，我們已經開門了。 我想我們就在其中。
不可能是這樣。
魚說就是這樣。
是的，但是來吧。
這裡好像什麼都沒有。 這衹是，就像， 一座又大又空的教堂。
我認為 這是一座空蕩蕩的教堂。
哇，上座率眞的下降了。
也許人們不知道 距離聖誕節已經這麼近了。
我以為你說 聖誕老人住在這裡。
他可能是。
我衹是想再次變得溫暖。
我衹想成為一隻鳥。
我衹想要我的鼻子 和頑皮的名單。
我想下車 淘氣名單。
呃，好吧。這裡什麼也沒有。
讓我們再試一次。
呵呵。這裡也什麼都沒有。
好吧，最後一站。
- 一... - 二...
三。
去！
你好？
- 你好。 - 你好。
這是一棟私人住宅。 我可以幫你嗎？
呃，我們正在尋找 為了聖誕老人。
抱歉，我猜 我們來錯地方了。
- 哦，你是說聖尼古拉斯。 - 或許。
漂亮的清單，頑皮的清單。 贈送禮物 聖誕節的時候。
他是一位具有許多傳奇色彩的人。
那麼他在這裡嗎？
沒有。衹有我。
他什麼時候回來？
我不知道，但你是 那些破門而入的人。
所以請隨便一點，就像在自己家一樣。
哦，順便說一下， 這是人質劫事件嗎？ 我該寫勒索信嗎？
- 你需要什麼？ - 他在哪裡？
我上次聽說他在羅馬。
羅馬？
是的，但那是 大約一年前。
但話又說回來， 他沒有透過電話打電話給我。
當然，他不能 因為現在是西元三二五年，
而且我不是他的秘書。 所以，是的，我認為 這絕對是羅馬。
嗯，太棒了。我們都沒有 得到我們來的目的。 這很好。
我們現在該做什麼？
我不知道。 我應該知道嗎？
我是不是大家的 今天秘書嗎？
事情不能就這樣結束。 我們永遠不會有續集。
一定是有原因的 我們在這裡。
還是我們應該去找他？
你會怎麽樣？
我不知道。魚？
魚怎麼會知道任何事 在他們的流之外？
等下。所有的東西 我們經歷過， 暴風雪，松樹，
β-胡蘿蔔素的香味， 狼群，
基本上倖存的 僅僅到達這裡是不可能的嗎？
衹是為了找出答案 沒辦法 從名單上除名？
- 我們就註定了？ - 你並沒有註定。
是的，我們是。 我們毀了這個節日。
噢，毀了這個節日，對吧？
- 是的，這很難。 - 是的。
你可能永遠無法回去 並為此道歉。
你不認識這些人。 他們是骯髒的動物。
我想你在這裡 出於某種原因。
是的，所以我們可以看到錯誤有多大 我們關心一切。
或許。你知道嗎 眞正的聖尼古拉斯？
眞正的男人 傳說是根據？
調皮又漂亮的清單， 禮物、絲襪、
人們失去了基督教
爭取停車位 衹是為了進入商場
去看大佬？
呃，禮物，馴鹿，雪橇， 牛奶和餅乾。
- 我已經提到禮物了嗎？ - 哇，哇，哇，慢點。
就變成這樣了。 眞正的男人是相當的東西。
聖。尼古拉斯長大了 在一個富有、充滿愛心的家庭
直到他失去了世界 當他的父母去世時。
儘管他繼承了財富， 他衹想服務。
有一個關於他的著名故事 聽到一個人的聲音 誰非常窮。
現在，這個男人已經 三個女兒。
尼可拉斯知道 這個男人別無選擇
但是為了賣掉他的女兒 作為僕人
這樣他們就有食物了 和庇護所。
他知道那是什麼感覺 失去你所愛的人，
他不能讓它這樣。
沒有發出聲音， 他等了又等 直到他們熟睡為止。
他想要這個男人 要有尊嚴，
他嫑榮譽 為了他自己。
第二天早上，這個人就知道了 他的祈禱得到了回應。
尼可拉斯喜歡成為答案，
如此之多以至於他會 再次去男方家 第二天晚上。
作為答案 現實生活中的祈禱 給現實生活中有需要的人
感動他再次幫忙 第三晚。
但是第三天晚上， 他被發現了。
他嫑榮譽 為了自己，所以他跑了。
但你無法超越 一顆感恩的心。
聖。尼可拉斯 向男子解釋
他衹是路過 上帝給了他什麼。
他終於找到了 他的使命。
他會利用他的財富， 他的智慧，他的青春， 他的實力
成為眞正的解決方案 對於那些需要它的人。
他的傳奇愈演愈烈 多年來，
他確實保留了一份清單， 但不是頑皮的 或好人，
而是有需要的人。
隨著他身材的成長， 他被召喚
幫忙解決爭論 由異教徒發起。
那個散播謊言的人， 說啊說啊，
和人民 變得非常生氣。
聖。尼可拉斯 是實干家，
他打擊了異教徒 認為自己做得對， 但他錯了。
還有人民 誰曾經尊敬他 非常失望。
皇帝要求 他被關進監獄，
在那裡，他有時間 停下來思考 關於他的行為。
他終於悔改了 並被授予 道歉的機會。
儘管他嘗試過 做對的事，
他必須接受 後果。
他被趕出了理事會 並且永遠不允許返回。
你看，但最終， 寬恕並不取決於 關於其他人。
寬恕眞的來了 來自我們的創造者。
我想我們都是 在頑皮名單上
如果你想把它 在這些方面。
包括他。
但他就在外面的某個地方 繼續他的工作。
那我們該如何繼續 好的清單？
你不知道。沒有清單。
就個人而言，聽起來 彌補了我。
你需要做什麼 被列入寬恕名單。
不！不！不！
你在做什麼，朋友？
事情不是這樣的。
我們應該是 從淘氣名單上刪除。
- 但沒有清單。 - 是的，有。
也許不是來自聖誕老人 或聖尼古拉斯 或無論是誰。
但鎮上有一個， 我們正在努力。
- 已經編好了。 ——雖然是編出來的，但卻是眞的。
現在不可能了 回到家，
在我們完成所有工作之後， 完成所有工作後 我們已經投入了這個，
-什麼也沒有？沒有清單嗎？ - 你從一開始就是對的。
我們衹需要回去 進而 -
我們不能衹這樣做。
它永遠不會把事情放回去 他們本來的樣子 如果我們道歉的話。
我們想把東西放回去嗎 他們本來的樣子？
所以他們衹是列了一個清單， 我們穿上它，
然後我們得回去 並請求他們的原諒？
- 這有什麼意義？ - 這沒有道理。
但這確實有道理。
我想我們衹需要 處理它，你知道嗎？
他們把那張清單 眞的，在我們身上。
不，我不能。
- 當然可以！ - 不，我的意思是我不會。
你不能永遠留在這裡。 你會迷失方向，孤單一人。
但一盞燈正在等 帶我們回家，夥計。
隨處可見。
這是《歡樂滿屋》的歌詞。
嗯，他們是眞的。 別走那條路，知道嗎？
我不能再跟你一起去了。 這是我目前為止的情況。
洛厄爾，你在做什麼？ 你不會去 堆滿了雪人，你是嗎？
洛厄爾，洛威爾！
不！我會告訴你 這是可以做到的！
洛威爾，這可能是眞的！
這是怎麼回事？
他在我們身上堆了個雪人！
這意味著什麼？
看他！他衹是... 他已經查出來了！
他衹是個雪人 雪人的雪。
- 啊？ - 那是什麼？
他們需要我們的幫助。
我們能提供什麼協助？
我們必須回去 並道歉
在節日結束之前 然後每個人都離開了。
所以我們必須帶著洛威爾 這樣他就能看到 它會起作用。
但他已經走了 完整的雪人。
我們必須嘗試。
唔。所以他們成功了。
現在他們正前往 回到這裡？
我們將會看到這一點。
幹得好，夥計。
我們得繞一圈！
沒時間了！ 我們不能繞過去！
我們必須做這個瘋狂的跳躍！
我當然希望 下面沒有狼！
哇、哇、哇、哇！
當，有狼 在那兒！
聖誕快樂！
就是他們！ 抓住他們！
站起來。 抓住他的手臂，托尼！是的！
嘿，把它還給我！
得到了你的手臂。得到了你的手臂。
咀嚼。
我支持你。
哦！
對不起，冠軍！
冠軍，我要摔倒了！
好吧，幹得好，夥計。
嘿，兄弟們，這是怎麼回事 回到那裡？
是的！
哦！哎喲。 我們為什麼要倒退？
我們要打 向後跳躍。
大家堅持住！
也許嘗試游泳動作？
反向!反向! 向後跳躍！是的！
哦，不！我不是鳥！
我們從來沒有 之前回到這裡。
這很奇怪，但我喜歡它！
糊塗！
猜我們是 現在拉雪橇。
把這些狼從我們身邊趕走！
哇！
冠軍，你又掐死我了！
啊？
讓他走 不然就會摔倒，冠軍！
放開他吧！你滑倒了！
我要丟下你們兩個！
哦。我想那還不錯。
我也餓了。
現在？
現在。
如果你有什麼就不會 說到這，鬼鬼祟祟的道格。
好的。
成長，狡猾的道格，成長！ 向他們展示你的實力！
這也是 它們是由什麼製成的。
但是成長，成長！
就在那裡！
好吧，嘿，夥計們。
狡猾的道格，你在做什麼？ 你差點殺了我們！
嗯，也許 我應該迷路吧？
我們正在努力重返 道歉 並把事情做好。
你永遠不會回來 當你還在這裡的時候 在淘氣名單上。
你們都在淘氣名單上！
他沒時間化妝 誰在什麼名單上！
狡猾的道格，別可憐， 你這堆雪！
消滅他們，我就帶你走 從淘氣名單刪除！
狡猾的道格， 沒有淘氣名單！
而且那傢夥根本控制不住！
那麼，我想 我衹會毀掉你們所有人。
狡猾的道格，不！不是我——
非常頑皮！
哦！那個日誌差不多 毀掉了我們整個展位。
- 狡猾的道格，你生氣了！ - 嗯，是的。
狡猾的道格，你感覺 被忽視和無視！
嗯，是的。
他阻止了他！聖牛！
而你嫑 別人去思考 你在淘氣名單上！
嗯，是的。
頑皮名單！ 加油，大家！ 頑皮名單！
我有消息要告訴你 還有這裡的大家！
我們去了聖誕老人的地方 去偷淘氣名單！
我們闖入， 根據我們的計劃， 而且沒有淘氣名單！
但如果有一個頑皮的清單， 我應該參與其中。
我毀了你的節日 在很多方面，而且我 我衹是想說我是...
哦，請等一下。
我是——
- 原來我是... - 去做就對了。
對不起！
嫑上當。
他衹是想恢復工作 這樣他就可以更侮辱我們。
聖尼古拉斯不是 給我列一張清單。
他是——
他也做了錯事 正在尋找 自己才能得到原諒。
然後是聖尼古拉斯 他一生都在幫助別人。
我們中的一些人確實需要 也可能獲得協助， 比如，專業的幫助。
你顯然是 嚴重憂鬱， 你的焦慮超乎想像，
你的憤怒是 把你變成怪物！
這就是你想成為的人嗎 狡猾的道格？怪物？
嗯...
呃……呃！
你現在就可以了。 Cone de neige攻擊！
- 雪錐！ - 去找他！是的！
去掃吧！ 並讓他紅鼻子！
幹得好，跳過！ 就讓它一路走吧！
來吧，發送進來 滑雪隊，
並且嫑跳臺滑雪 向後！
別擔心，教練， 我不會！
弓箭步、格擋、還擊， 推力！是的，完美！
滑雪舞讓你走向勝利！
嫑走回頭路！ 嫑走回頭路！ 嫑走回頭路！
哎喲！
哈哈！
來吧，這行不通！
我們該做什麼？ 我們應該扔更多的雪錐嗎？
好吧，鬼鬼祟祟的道格！
啊？
哦！
你對我做了什麼？
什麼……發生了什麼事？ 這意味著什麼？
這意味著你是 現在是一個雪人了，夥計。
嗯，從來沒有人 做了這樣的事 以前對我來說。
好吧，也許每一堆雪 衹是需要一點幫助 變成雪人。
頑皮名單！頑皮名單！
哦，停下來，法蘭克。 每個人都曾有過 就夠了。
我們不能就這麼讓他們回來。 他們在名單上！
非常頑皮！
我們去建構吧 那座橋回來了，嗯？
哇，我從來沒聽過羅裡 之前道歉。
哦，你回來了。
很高興你回來了，夥計。
我不敢相信 你回來了。
看來你沒有得到 你想要什麼，但相反 發現你需要什麼。
我眞的以為 你會被吃掉的， 幹得好。
我的按鈕！
就這樣，夥計們， 一場關於聖誕節的冒險 心理健康和寬恕。
我希望你能找到自己 故事裡。
這是一個眞實的故事嗎？
為什麼，小傢夥， 聖尼古拉斯是眞實存在的。
其餘的， 它和你我一樣眞實。
好的。
大家聖誕快樂！
啊，團隊是 終於走到了一起。
冰壺石 是我最喜歡的部份 和掃地。
我的意思是，看著我， 像女學生一樣頭暈。
哦，我不會有 又這麼有趣
直到賓•克勞斯比跳踢踏舞 與丹尼•凱。
接下來，我們進行滑雪舞。
滑雪舞蹈。 哦，我喜歡滑雪跳舞。